Kat commented on…
cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"
I feel... — 3 years ago
so flattered to have one that I came up with on this list (Tell the next Jehovahs witness to come to your door about a great spaghetti monster). That moment brought a smile to my face, well seeing all of these did really. Great list! Can’t wait to see what else you find!
I’m looking forward to faxing cheese and mailing a banana. Lol.
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cranberrygoddess
Canberra
Good to see :)
Have you managed to convert any witnesses to spaghetti monsterism yet?
Kat
Gold Coast
Unfortunately, no. Havn’t seen any come round here for a while, they generally come round my neighbourhood on christmas day. Ahh, but christmas day this year may involve more than they expect. :)
cranberrygoddess
Canberra
Another strategy I have heard is to answer the door naked or in your underwear. I prefer the spaghetti monster, as they are more likely to fear you and less likely to pity you.
Kat
Gold Coast
Thats true…though opening the door while holding the satanic bible..or really any other bible or religious scripture. Though the satanic bible would be good if you could also smear fake blood around your mouth and yell to someone that dinner has arrived. It could lead to police charges though, so I guess it would be best to stick to the flying spaghetti monster.
cranberrygoddess
Canberra
I wouldn’t go that far, they seem nice enough, these days people selling religion seem so benign compared to those selling consumerism.
Kat
Gold Coast
Yeah..
but I can see that as someones crazy goal that will probably never be completed. It’d be perfect for this list. Though, at least it’s doable. I’m still figuring out how someone is planning on faxing cheese…
cranberrygoddess
Canberra
I'm not sure either...
but I think it involves nanotechnology and monkeys.
Kat
Gold Coast