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1.

To snuggle up in bed next to someone with blonde fluffy hair and pillow lips and fall asleep

2.

Ride on the back of a motorcycle going at a moderate speed while wearing a hot pink helmet and a prom dress

3.

Stick my hands in a vat of vaseline and leave them there for a few days

4.

Find the market for erotica for children

5.

Create a "Happy the Syringe" comic book

6.

Create a brochure (complete with statistics and pie charts) on the benefits of making sweet love to me

7.

Wear beautiful turquoise eyeshadow so perfect and yummy looking that I will want to suck on my eyelids like hard candies

8.

Become a famous singer and have drunk people sing my songs

9.

Work a lemonade stand in the Pizza Hut parking lot while wearing a bikini

10.

Have an art show or make a zine about ex-boyfriends, titled "Where Are They Now?"

11.

Run through a random person's sprinkler

12.

Be more like Pippi Longstocking

13.

Be hugged while wearing a sweater

14.

Be the Dutch lady who was in my poetry class

15.

Build a snow goon army a la "Calvin and Hobbes"

16.

Have two ponytails that flap simultaneously and make me fly away

17.

Own bubblemaking shoes that spurted bubbles out whenever i walked

18.

Grow an afro so big I could lose car keys in it

19.

Swim in a shower with a sliding glass door, like they do on "Tom & Jerry"

20.

Go grocery shopping in a French Maid outfit

21.

Eat an electric blue cake

22.

Wear a wide variety of beautiful flip-flops from Old Navy

23.

Use a "Hello Kitty" vibrator

24.

Have a butler named "Blogsworth" or "Andrew"

25.

Wear shiny red rain boots and fun garters

26.

Buy Scratch 'N' Sniff stickers that are bizarre, like "Boot" and "Fried Chicken"

27.

Wear a pair of silver glitter 80s shades, a la the "Dressing Up" scene in "Barbie and the Rockers"

28.

Own a coffee table in the shape of a naked lady

29.

Hold My Little Ponies and rub their smooth little noses

30.

Have a super bowl of milk and a raft made of an Oreo cookie

31.

Make a career out of naming Crayola colors

32.

Become queen of Planet Submission

33.

Live my life like Madonna's "Express Yourself" video

34.

33. Be the bottle in Spin-The-Bottle

35.

34. Ride in a cat-shaped rocket

36.

Have a conversation with a friendly ghost and not be scared

37.

Barbeque under a waterfall

38.

have a mad tea party

39.

Get a quirky male sidekick with a heart of gold who makes wisecracks all day

40.

Bet on everything, and gamble away extreme amounts of money I don’t have with I.O.U.s

41.

Harvest pretty fairies like in Labyrinth

42.

Be a mermaid when I grow up

43.

Wear sexy lingerie underneath unassuming, dull clothing

44.

Build more forts

45.

Organize and go on drunken camping trips

46.

Create shitty origami, take pictures and create a book, complete with instructions, called “How To Make Shitty Origami”

47.

Have a time machine and transmogrifier

48.

To wear the ball gown that Jennifer Connelly wore in "Labyrinth" and be felt up

49.

To be reincarnated as Ann Wilson's voice

50.

To make $40K a year and have sex with baby-faced male escorts on my lunch break

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Created by piledrivefinger on Aug 04, 2006.

Comments

cranberrygoddess

I love it! :P — 5 years ago

My favourite is #17 (the sweet love brochure).

I’ve souvenired some for my quirkiest list, hope that’s ok :)

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