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Specialization Is For Insects

<a href="http://heinlein.43people.com/">Robert Heinlein’s</a> notorious list of things a human being should be able to do. Actually, this was originally spoken by "Lazarus Long, the universe’s oldest living human" in Heinlein’s 1973 novel <i>Time Enough For Love</i>, but it seems to fit with much of Heinlein’s own philosophy. The version of the list that does the rounds apparently also omits one item from the original – "have sex with your mother" for reasons that don’t really require elucidation.

There’s some <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/48658">debate</a> about whether the list is something a <i>single</i> human being should be able to do, or something a population of humans should be able to do. It’s also questionable whether the frontier mentality embodied in this quote is, or should be, applicable to modern societies. But it’s interesting, if you don’t take it too seriously.

1. change a diaper 8 people  
2. plan an invasion 9 people  
3. butcher a hog 5 people  
4. conn a ship 8 people  
5. design a building 20 people  
6. write a sonnet 25 people  
7. balance accounts 7 people  
8. build a wall 11 people  
9. set a bone 9 people  
10. comfort the dying 8 people  
11. take orders 5 people  
12. give orders 4 people  
13. cooperate 6 people  
14. act alone 3 people  
15. solve equations 3 people  
16. analyze a new problem 3 people  
17. pitch manure 4 people  
18. program a computer 3 people  
19. cook a tasty meal 3 people  
20. fight efficiently 6 people  
21. die gallantly 7 people  
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Created by Sumit on Aug 08, 2006.