piledrivefinger's "Favorite Quirky Goals Based On CranberryGoddess' Favorite Quirky Goals"

1. 1. pull a prank involving 100 lawn gnomes Drag me to re-order

2. 2. skip to class in the morning while the world explodes around me in a plethora of beautiful sonic explosions caused by the collision of multiple strings of space-time after a comet strikes the pope Drag me to re-order

3. 3. walk 500 miles, and walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles. Drag me to re-order

4. 4. marry the guy that invented ROLL-UPS so he can make me roll-ups n our house will be made out of ROLL-UPs Drag me to re-order

5. 5. become so jaded and bitter that I drop out of society to live in the wilderness in a timber hut while tending to abstract mathematical theorems, the "MANIFESTO" and have conversations with the ghosts of dead 80's hair metal acts. Drag me to re-order

6. 6. beat a mouse to death with licorice Drag me to re-order

7. 7. cause a zombie apocalypse Drag me to re-order

8. 8. spontaneously combust Drag me to re-order

9. 9. be a pink plastic flamingo for a day Drag me to re-order

10. 10. barbecue a dinosaur Drag me to re-order

11. 11. sneeze the alphabet Drag me to re-order

12. 12. inscribe a secret tablet, guide to the ancient stone temple, with the words "when you approach the ancient stone temple you must be attractive and scantily clad" Drag me to re-order

13. 13. have a castle surrounded by crocodiles Drag me to re-order

14. 14. Kiss a Giraffe Drag me to re-order

15. 15. Be eaten by a panda Drag me to re-order

16. 16. Fill a bottle with water from the Pacific Ocean and empty it into the Atlantic Ocean Drag me to re-order

17. 17. throw something through my tv and have it land on the other side in "Tv land" Drag me to re-order

18. 18. throttle my chakras Drag me to re-order

19. 19. find the jellyfish of love Drag me to re-order

20. 20. have a chocolate cow Drag me to re-order

21. 21. make a "Waldo" dress and have someone find me in a huge crowd Drag me to re-order

22. 22. meet a girl whose gaze sends chills up my spine and pushes my heart off a yawning abyss only to collapse in a vertiginous lump of malleable tissue, which ends up with me saying "yes, dear," a lot in my advanced age and hiding behind the Sunday Times Drag me to re-order

23. 23. eat a crayon Drag me to re-order

24. 24. Restore my virginity Drag me to re-order

25. 25. write the screenplay of the Chinese version of The Office Drag me to re-order

26. 26. List 100 things that make me a harmless eccentric Drag me to re-order

27. 27. celebrate my inner Hasselhoff Drag me to re-order

28. 28. heal the world thru interpretive dance Drag me to re-order

29. 29. Explain something through interpretive dance. Drag me to re-order

30. 30. smoke a cigarette with bigfoot Drag me to re-order

31. 31. find a cure for gravity Drag me to re-order

32. 32. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes Drag me to re-order

33. 33. make peace with my shadow Drag me to re-order

34. 34. make friends with the monsters under my bed Drag me to re-order

35. 35. Change the name of Hell to New Hell. Drag me to re-order

36. 36. throw a chinese throwing star at a mall santa Drag me to re-order