piledrivefinger's "Things I Hate!"

1. 1. Drivers who tailgate Drag me to re-order

2. 2. Hard butter that rips up my toast when I try to spread it Drag me to re-order

3. 3. The smell of wet peanut butter Drag me to re-order

4. 4. Toothpaste crust so thick I can’t close the cap Drag me to re-order

5. 5. Writer’s block Drag me to re-order

6. 6. Fat pets Drag me to re-order

7. 7. Secondhand smoke Drag me to re-order

8. 8. Bugs in the house Drag me to re-order

9. 9. James Joyce Drag me to re-order

10. 10. Children screaming Drag me to re-order

11. 11. The spinning teacups ride Drag me to re-order

12. 12. People who are mean to stuffed animals Drag me to re-order

13. 13. Getting everyone’s voice mail when I’m lonely Drag me to re-order

14. 14. A mailbox full of junk mail Drag me to re-order

15. 15. Inflation Drag me to re-order

16. 16. The aftertaste of basil Drag me to re-order

17. 17. The cunnilingus gesture Drag me to re-order

18. 18. The words “weed” and “stoned” Drag me to re-order

19. 19. Unreturned phone calls Drag me to re-order

20. 20. Secrets without Stef Drag me to re-order

21. 21. Dishes in the sink Drag me to re-order

22. 22. Drunk driving Drag me to re-order

23. 23. Toothpaste blobbies and strands of hair in the bathroom sink Drag me to re-order

24. 24. back hair Drag me to re-order