stonejunction's "Books that make me long for the days of book-burnings"

The awful literature that makes you throw the book against the wall in disgust. The novels you cannot believe you actually finished. The works of fiction that you cannot believe were ever published. The authors who cannot put a sentence together to save their lives. These, then, are the worst books of our lives.

SPECIAL NOTE: Minnow Trap, by ‘author’ Brian Horeck, is hereby (you heard it here first) THE WORST NOVEL OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
Or any century, for that matter.

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	1.		The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
	2.		MEG: A Novel of Deep Terror (Meg) (Meg) by Steve Alten
	3.		Digital Fortress: A Thriller by Dan Brown
	4.	?	The Chicago Healer by Paul H. Boge
	5.		Eleven Minutes: A Novel (P.S.) by Paulo Coelho
	6.		Bed Of Nails by Michael Slade
	7.		Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein
	8.		Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder by Bill O'Reilly
	9.		Ninja by Eric Van Lustbader
	10.		Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth's Last Days (Left Behind No. 1) by Tim F. LaHaye
	11.		Cheap Ticket to Heaven: A Novel by Charlie Smith
	12.		The Third Twin by Ken Follett
	13.		The Walking by Bentley Little
	14.	?	Minnow Trap by Brian Horeck
	15.		Blood & Wine by Rosellen Price
	16.		Battle Royale (Volume 1) by Koushun Takami
	17.		The Justice Riders by Chuck Norris
	18.		Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
	19.	?	The Truth about Diamonds by Richie Nicole
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