purple_gherkin's "crazy things to do"

1. 1. kiss a complete stranger in the street Drag me to re-order

2. 2. bungee jump Drag me to re-order

3. 3. sky dive Drag me to re-order

4. 4. explore the kama Sutra Drag me to re-order

5. 5. snog the pope! Drag me to re-order

6. 6. naked pogo-ing! Drag me to re-order

7. 7. paint a field of cows pink and yellow Drag me to re-order

8. 8. have green hair when i'm cremated Drag me to re-order

9. 9. discuss sex very loudly in a restaurant Drag me to re-order

10. 10. dye my pubes pink Drag me to re-order

11. 11. then dye my pubes blue Drag me to re-order

12. 12. spray paint a mime Drag me to re-order

13. 13. get a policeman in handcuffs Drag me to re-order

14. 14. slap a fireman with my pants Drag me to re-order

15. 15. Slap someone with a fish Drag me to re-order

16. 16. force feed the pizza delivery guy the crappy pizza he just delivered Drag me to re-order

17. 17. have a REAL chinese takeaway *nudge nudge* Drag me to re-order

18. 18. pretend i'm someones imaginary friend Drag me to re-order

19. 19. sell myself on ebay for spares and repairs Drag me to re-order

20. 20. do my shopping at tescos completely naked and pretend i don't know what the problem is Drag me to re-order

21. 21. sell ebay Drag me to re-order

22. 22. wax the delivery guy Drag me to re-order

23. 23. re-enact the andrex advert by jumping into a mass of toilet rolls Drag me to re-order

24. 24. order an airstrike on my shed Drag me to re-order

25. 25. get a council house Drag me to re-order

26. 26. dress a gorilla in baby clothes Drag me to re-order

27. 27. photograph the queens bloomers, while she's wearing them!!!! Drag me to re-order

28. 28. get a shoulder high from a beefeater Drag me to re-order

29. 29. tattoo the words "complete mug" on my forehead Drag me to re-order