Vladimir the Polar Bear's "My Proudest Accomplishments"

1. 1. became an undefeated mud wrestling champion Drag me to re-order

2. 2. skydived from 12000 feet at dusk. When I jumped it was day, when I landed it was night. Drag me to re-order

3. 3. became a Stranger Pizzazz! Talent show winner Drag me to re-order

4. 4. created a list of 37 qualities I wanted in a partnership and got every one of them! Drag me to re-order

5. 5. Started my own business. Drag me to re-order

6. 6. created art that inspired others. Drag me to re-order

7. 7. hosted incredible parties. Drag me to re-order

8. 8. Urinated on the Oddfellows Hall rooftop (and myself, accidentally) moments before stepping at Spin the Bottle and giving a great performance Drag me to re-order

9. 9. Created How to Be a Bitch 101 (For Girls and Guys with Automatic Nice Syndrome) Drag me to re-order

10. 10. survived the torment of my childhood to become the person I am today Drag me to re-order

11. 11. went to college for the fun of it Drag me to re-order