mandylee's "Things I've done that you probably haven't"

1. 1. Jumped up and down on the hotel bed of a famous sitcom star/comedian, burping so loud that he asked me if I'd ever been in a fraternity Drag me to re-order

2. 2. Accidentally knocked down a whole row of parked motorcycles Drag me to re-order

3. 3. Was a jury member on a murder trial Drag me to re-order

4. 4. gave birth to a 10 pound 12 ounce baby Drag me to re-order

5. 5. was involved in a car chase with an axe-wielding maniac Drag me to re-order

6. 6. failed a field sobriety test but didn't get a DUI Drag me to re-order

7. 7. had poetry published in a book Drag me to re-order

8. 8. snorted cocaine with a bunch of vacuum cleaner salesmen Drag me to re-order

9. 9. In college I was voted most studious and biggest partier Drag me to re-order

10. 10. Recieved loads of free alcohol all night while out with a Neil Diamond impersonator who everyone thought was Neil Diamond, then sang on stage in front of 200 people with him, posing as his backup singer Drag me to re-order

11. 11. pet an anaconda Drag me to re-order

12. 12. pet a shark Drag me to re-order