43 Things not to do before you die...

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The definative list of the things you probably shouldn’t do but no doubt will before you leave this mortal coil…

  1. 1.
    get into debt

  2. 3.
    Be prejudiced

  3. 4.
    Have unprotected casual sex

  4. 5.
    Make your Mother cry

  5. 6.
    Drink someone else's urine

  6. 7.

  7. 10.
    Do Karaoke, completely pissed

  8. 14.
    bully somebody

  9. 15.
    Be 'Wacky'

  10. 16.
    beg

  11. 17.
    Spread malicious gossip

  12. 19.
    turn the other cheek.

  13. 20.
    Regret. Everything.

  14. 21.

  15. 22.
    Contemplate suicide

  16. 23.
    be completely selfish

  17. 24.
    Fuck someone else over for profit

  18. 25.
    cheat

  19. 26.
    Do something underage

  20. 27.
    Ruin someone else's special day

  21. 28.
    drink drive

  22. 29.
    Stay ignorant, and be proud of it

  23. 32.
    photocopy your ass

  24. 34.
    quit

  25. 35.
    Follow Fashions and Fads

  26. 36.
    Be 'rock 'n' roll'...

  27. 37.
    Treat your body like an outhouse

  28. 38.

  29. 39.
    break the law-once

  30. 43.
    Get a mobile phone

  31. 44.
    improve myself

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Created by RJB on Jan 24, 2007.
 

Comments

Funny List — 1 year ago

Yet, drinking you’re own urine is acceptable?


lol — 3 years ago

great list. But I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay


Untitled — 4 years ago

this list makes me smile :]




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