Anna's "Random Goals to Achieve Later in Life"

1. 1. take a brisk walk into a raging firestorm, and come out the other side purified Drag me to re-order

2. 2. become so jaded and bitter that I drop out of society to live in the wilderness in a timber hut while tending to abstract mathematical theorems, the "MANIFESTO" and have conversations with the ghosts of dead 80's hair metal acts. Drag me to re-order

3. 3. fight for civil lefts Drag me to re-order

4. 4. cause the apocalypse by accident; preferably one involving some sort of unique confectionary concoction and a menagerie of animals Drag me to re-order

5. 5. find someone foreign to eat with food Drag me to re-order

6. 6. go to Las Vegas and become a minister of a wedding chapel dressed up like a flying Elvis and marry drunk people with a pink flamingo on a leash by my side Drag me to re-order

7. 7. pull a prank involving two lawn ornament deer Drag me to re-order

8. 8. pull a prank involving a kiddie pool full of pudding Drag me to re-order

9. 9. resurrect dinosaurs into the modern era so I can satisfy my curiosity about who would win between dinosaurs and tanks in a battle on the field of honor. Drag me to re-order

10. 10. open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning Drag me to re-order

11. 11. convince an armadillo he's no better than I am. Drag me to re-order

12. 12. play duck, duck, goose with a biker gang Drag me to re-order

13. 13. paint a frog on a snail's shell and see if I can get an actual frog to mate with it Drag me to re-order

14. 14. Host a 'mad' tea party; the madness shall be embraced with the help of mushroom tea. Drag me to re-order

15. 15. Fill a bottle with water from the Pacific Ocean and empty it into the Atlantic Ocean Drag me to re-order

16. 16. Fill a bottle with water from the Atlantic Ocean and empty it into the Pacific Ocean Drag me to re-order

17. 17. learn to control animals mind, set a whole of animals free, and have the tigers guard my secret base while i have the monkeys and gibbons stealgold at fort knox and then start a fake buisness as a front for my revolt of the animals to reclaim the world Drag me to re-order

18. 18. Make a list of 101 lists to list! Drag me to re-order