Jarod Kintz's "paintthetownrude.com"

I want to retire four t-shirts on my website, paintthetownrude.com. They are:

1. This sex machine doesn’t need batteries
2. I like to spoon after I fork
3.Wifeguard: Your beach knows what’s up
4. Luck Off

Then I want to bring in four new ones. They are:

1) (Blue shirt with pic of the Superman diamond centered on chest with the letters "SF" written in the diamond) Caption: I’m not Super Ficial, just average Ficial
2-4) Will be voted on in a new section of my site I’m currently building, or preparing to build. This section will give anyone the chance to vote on the next t-shirt I put out. I like that. A two-way symmetrical flow of information. Well, nearly.