Gil's "Things to do when I'm famous"

1. 1. Host SNL Drag me to re-order

2. 2. be a guest on the Conan O'Brien show Drag me to re-order

3. 3. be a guest on the Tonight Show Drag me to re-order

4. 4. Be on Raw and/or Smackdown Drag me to re-order

5. 5. attend the Oscars Drag me to re-order

6. 6. hang out with Kevin Smith Drag me to re-order

7. 7. Work with Kevin Smith (in anything) Drag me to re-order

8. 8. be in a Kevin Smith movie Drag me to re-order

9. 9. Sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley Drag me to re-order

10. 10. run around on Wrigley Field Drag me to re-order

11. 11. take batting practice at Wrigley Drag me to re-order