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There are so many goals where you look at it and think, I really want to pick that, but I am never seriously going to do it, and I have no more room left on my 43T list, so I figure, why not put them all together in a list so i at least feel satisfied that I have acknowledged their brilliance.

Let me know if you have any good ones that I can add to the list.

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1.

I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships

2.

go back in time and record my favorite old TV shows, complete with the old commercials and station identification

3.

have a secret underground lair

4.

have Sir in front of my name

5.

kill harry potter

6.

Get Elmo kicked off of Sesame Street

7.

meet up with George W. in a dark alley

8.

stop getting kicked out of catholic churches

9.

Pretend I'm Cinderella, fly like Tinkerbell, and be a little Goofy.

10.

make out with katie Couric while appearing on the Today show

11.

be able to fake a scottish accent

12.

eat a vegan person

13.

interview a vampire

14.

Acquire a Prison Tray

15.

run through a mall in tattered clothing, covered in fake blood, yelling "The zombies are coming!"

16.

never wear a hoodie

17.

Break into a maximum security prison and save my brother from the electric chair

18.

go without sleep so long that i hallucinate

19.

Be fluent in 7 languages........that way I can finally read all of my instruction manuals

20.

smoke opium in an opium den

21.

Look for opportunities to say dramatic lines like "You'll live to regret this" and "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

22.

Make sure I never, ever, under ANY circumstance get a tattoo

23.

kiss in a hurricane . . .or an earthquake, or how about an apocalypse!!!

24.

concoct a plan of world domination

25.

Make the best porn movie ever

26.

Find someone who speaks Italian to teach the 295 people who want to learn Italian.

27.

Have a wedding without actually having to get married.

28.

Teach my dog Russian

29.

sharpen a pencil to such a fine point, that when i throw it, it moves faster than the speed of light and travels back in time

30.

Live in the '80s

31.

Get all my body hair removed.

32.

have midget strippers at my bachelorette party

33.

have an arch nemesis

34.

Learn how to inject caffine straight into the bloodstream

35.

Go swimming in a pool of tapioca pudding.

36.

go to a job interview and say what my name is in the style of James Bond

37.

steal a garden gnome and hold him for ransom

38.

Sword fight with bread in front of the Eiffel Tower

39.

Get a zany black sidekick

40.

not electrocute myself again this week

41.

Visit a doctor while conscious

42.

Become a dirty old man

43.

get my mojo working like a mofo

44.

Convince a stranger that I am crazy

45.

form a club for people who love to climb in trees, and arrange secret meetings (in trees)

46.

Start a bar fight wearing a medival helmet and challenging the whole crowd to a duel.

47.

throw something through my tv and have it land on the other side in "Tv land"

48.

Become master of space time and dimension ... then go to france

49.

follow a dubious religion

50.

walk 500 miles, and walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles.

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Created by Citigirl on Jun 20, 2007.

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Charlotte
Morgantown

Untitled — 2 years ago

OK, this is awesome. Can’t stop laughing! (Sorry, not stalking you, just checked out your page after responding to your comment! :) )

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