Lindsay's "Worst Songs I've Ever Heard"
My coworker Michelle and I disagree about music in a big way. We listen to one of those trendy ‘We Play Everything’ stations that are named after blue collared men. Ours is called Doug. She often asks me if I like whichever song comes on, which I almost never do.
Here is a list of the songs that I hear regularly on this station that are the worst. Maybe not in terms of overall aesthetics – I’m sure I’d find most Lil Jon or whatever songs more grating – but the worst in terms of casting the widest, most shallow net of banality. Songs that are just mind bogglingly unnecessary. Did anyone ever like these songs? Why are they still played today?
In the interests of keeping the list a finite length, I am only including one song per horrible unnecessary artist. Sorry, Jimmy Buffett, my fingers hate typing more than they hate you. Also, I will be updating this list as the mood strikes, and keeping it at less than 100% completeness, because the battle against the truly awful is never over.
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