Tiggerlet's "Best Sex Quotes"

1. 1. ? "Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman) Drag me to re-order

2. 2. ? If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right. Drag me to re-order

3. 3. ? "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." (Bob Rubin) Drag me to re-order

4. 4. ? "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." (Matt Barry) Drag me to re-order

5. 5. ? "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." (Woody Allen) Drag me to re-order

6. 6. ? "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." (George Burns) Drag me to re-order

7. 7. ? "Give me chastity and continence—but not yet." (Saint Augustine) Drag me to re-order

8. 8. ? "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." (Mae West) Drag me to re-order

9. 9. ? "Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." (Shakespeare) Drag me to re-order

10. 10. ? "There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should draw the line at goats." (Elton John) Drag me to re-order

11. 11. ? "Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got." (Sophia Loren) Drag me to re-order

12. 12. ? "It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead) Drag me to re-order

13. 13. ? "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." (Woody Allen) Drag me to re-order

14. 14. ? "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life." (Emo Philips) Drag me to re-order

15. 15. ? "Sex drive—a physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage." (Robert Byrne) Drag me to re-order

16. 16. ? I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.(sex and the city) Drag me to re-order

17. 17. ? "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone Drag me to re-order