Top 100 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. 1. Take shopping carts for the purpose of filling them and leaving them at strategic locations. Drag me to re-order

2. 2. ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Drag me to re-order

3. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day Drag me to re-order

4. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Drag me to re-order

5. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Drag me to re-order

6. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Drag me to re-order

7. 7. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Drag me to re-order

8. 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Drag me to re-order

9. 9. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store Drag me to re-order

10. 10. Play with the automatic doors. Drag me to re-order

11. 11. Dangle cheerios in front of the people who only use the electric carts because they're so fat they can't walk ten feet Drag me to re-order