billiejoesbitch's "Things Colin Needs To Do (According to Sami)"

1. 1. Understand the importance of condoms Drag me to re-order

2. 2. Buy the condoms, because there's no way Carly will Drag me to re-order

3. 3. If too embarassed, ask Sami to buy them. She basically lives at Walgreens Drag me to re-order

4. 4. Or, if prefered, ask a guy friend to buy them Drag me to re-order

5. 5. Get Sami a Haddonfield Boyfriend Drag me to re-order

6. 6. Preferably a Jewish one, though anyone will do at the moment Drag me to re-order

7. 7. Put Carly on your 43 things site Drag me to re-order

8. 8. Love Carly Drag me to re-order

9. 9. Join a sport/organization at school that competes against Triton so Sami & Carly can go watch Drag me to re-order

10. 10. Force the kid Sami likes to do so as well Drag me to re-order

11. 11. Invite your girlfriend to a crew meet, before she invites herself Drag me to re-order

12. 12. get a cell phone/pager Drag me to re-order