Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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One thousand horrible things to do, to experience, to witness, or to have happen to you. Or maybe they aren’t horrible for you. . . in which case, I am afeared.

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  1. 1.
    crash a car

  2. 2.
    witness a car crash

  3. 3.
    get bitten by a snake

  4. 4.
    break my arm

  5. 5.
    break a leg

  6. 7.
    heart attack

  7. 8.
    get divorced

  8. 9.
    get addicted

  9. 10.
    GET ROBBED

  10. 11.
    get fired

  11. 12.
    be on fire

  12. 13.
    Be shot

  13. 14.
    Fight a bear.

  14. 15.
    eat poop

  15. 16.
    poop in my pants

  16. 17.
    pee my pants

  17. 18.
    have a hangover

  18. 19.
    get my heart broken

  19. 20.
    cancer

  20. 21.
    contract hiv

  21. 22.
    paralyzed

  22. 23.
    identity theft

  23. 24.
    carjacked

  24. 25.
    emotional abuse

  25. 26.
    Be hurt.

  26. 27.
    unwanted pregnancy

  27. 28.
    get aids

  28. 29.
    incest

  29. 30.
    be sad

  30. 31.
    Be Depressed

  31. 32.
    hurt my neck moshing

  32. 33.
    get arrested

  33. 34.
    spend a nite in jail

  34. 35.
    plane crash

  35. 36.
    drown in a pool of jello

  36. 37.
    drown

  37. 39.
    Sit next to a baby on a plane

  38. 40.

  39. 41.
    get stuck in Lodi

  40. 42.
    get bitten by a bear

  41. 43.
    get bitten by a dog

  42. 44.
    get evicted

  43. 45.
    have your feelings hurt

  44. 47.
    break up with the person you love

  45. 48.
    be in a bank when it is robbed

  46. 49.
    have a gun pointed at you

  47. 50.
    be teased until you cry

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Created by Jennifer on May 03, 2006.
 

Comments

You are retarded, this isn't so imaginative... — 1 year ago

great list of cliches….

  1. will get smiles from all the tards who only travel when they plug in for their Hollywood mindwash programming. Austin is one of the best cities in the country, jobs, schools, biggest water park in the country nearby, a clean, spring fed pool for swimming right in the city, more bands and bars per capita than anywhere, one of the most educated cities (despite the illegals throwing those #‘s these days), and it ranks as one of the best places to live during the upcoming depression~ but you wouldn’t know anything about it because you’re so grand…

NOT IMPRESSED — 2 years ago

you’re wrong, so very very wrong.. you need to fix this or i will come for you


#350 — 5 years ago

I don’t see how this is horrible – well, I guess it would be crap to have to look at her everyday over the fireplace, but I assume I would get a sense of satisfaction out of it that would overcome that, and it would be fun to dress her up for Christmas and all.


I MADE THE LIST!!! #361 — 5 years ago

still, i dont think its a horrible thing to fight an evil killer robot ninja monkey and his legion of super mutant zombie monkeys, with the help of my friend, future eddee and his trusty sidekick, nacho the super duper donkey, i mean im tryin to save the world from apocalypse for gods sakes :P


Untitled — 5 years ago

OK who hasn’t experienced wearing diapers (nappies) before? Maybe you mean as an adult? Because outside of the fetish or adult’s disability (problems at toilet) it is pretty much part of a baby’s life (one would hope) and therefore it IS worthwhile for there to have been a time in your life where you wore them;)


Good list — 5 years ago

  1. made me laugh out loud. And I’m happy to state that I’m only 9% done with this list.

A truely (nice) "horrible" list — 5 years ago

A very(nice)horrible list, some tasks are stupid but some of them humerous though. Most are real unpleasant things that can happen to anyone , anytime, anyplace…..

Your #176: “Biting ones tongue” happens now and again, it is extreamly painful and annoying!!!!

I gave up smoking a year ago but remember #222: Drinking from a glass with a butt in it" and #227: “Lighting the wrong end of a (filter)cigarette”!

After months the list is not developing (can’t add). Should you consider calling the list “360 Horrible Things”?

RR




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