Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 451. Do Dragonball Z voices and screams, and scream so hard that I faint: that happened once to the guy that voices Goku y'know! Drag me to re-order

2. 452. OMG i love bert mccracken so much man! he is my hero! he is a sexii beast ..i am seriosuly in love with him and want to meet him,(not just beacuse of his looks) he is AMAZING! he has 1 of the best screamo voices i have ever heard , not just screamo but 1 Drag me to re-order

3. 453. Go see Debbie Gibson when she is in town in March Drag me to re-order

4. 454. faint in public Drag me to re-order

5. 455. run until i faint Drag me to re-order

6. 456. Faint on the toilet Drag me to re-order

7. 457. teach a child to give up in exasperation Drag me to re-order

8. 458. be a couch potato Drag me to re-order

9. 459. be orange Drag me to re-order

10. 460. call someone a banana... "THIS GUYS A BANANA" Drag me to re-order

11. 461. go bananas Drag me to re-order

12. 462. I REALLY WANT A PS3 but i really doont have enough money, because I'm new here in the US and We dont have any health insurance yet so Im saving my money incase for a health and school emergency, so i really hope that someone would send me a free PS3. my m Drag me to re-order

13. 463. get another dog. My dog Sunnie died in September of bone cancer and my dog Brandi died last March of liver cancer. Drag me to re-order

14. 464. dead pet Drag me to re-order

15. 465. vomit Drag me to re-order

16. 466. Vomit on someone Drag me to re-order

17. 467. vomit as often as possible Drag me to re-order

18. 468. Write a poem about vomiting Drag me to re-order

19. 469. vomit blood Drag me to re-order

20. 470. dog vomit Drag me to re-order

21. 471. kill pigeons Drag me to re-order

22. 472. see a turkey vulture projectile vomit Drag me to re-order

23. 473. squeeze a pigeon Drag me to re-order

24. 474. Eat chocolate icecream till i vomit Drag me to re-order

25. 475. see pigeons eating vomit Drag me to re-order

26. 476. drink from a toilet Drag me to re-order

27. 477. learn to play all of Frank Zappa's "Hot Rats" album Drag me to re-order

28. 478. burn something at the stake Drag me to re-order

29. 479. Steak my claim to fame Drag me to re-order

30. 480. sell my liver Drag me to re-order

31. 481. I have a friend and she is uber skinny...she eats like a mad cow but the reason she's so skinny is because she has a liver disease...now I know that there is no way for me to get the liver disease but I just wanna be skinny like her...I am just as pretty Drag me to re-order

32. 482. get this thing on my eye fixed from when the envelope hit the white part of my eye Drag me to re-order

33. 483. Get a tatoo of two eyes and a rose in between both of the eyes with a cloud over top and raindrops!!! Drag me to re-order

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