Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 51. tease someone until they cry Drag me to re-order

2. 52. lose something expensive or meaningful Drag me to re-order

3. 53. live with someone you hate Drag me to re-order

4. 54. hemorrhoids Drag me to re-order

5. 55. diarrhea Drag me to re-order

6. 56. food poisoning Drag me to re-order

7. 57. break your neck Drag me to re-order

8. 58. get snowed in at the airport Drag me to re-order

9. 59. tsunami Drag me to re-order

10. 60. Be in an earthquake Drag me to re-order

11. 61. be in a traffic jam Drag me to re-order

12. 62. foot blisters Drag me to re-order

13. 63. Fail a test you actually studied for Drag me to re-order

14. 64. be dumped Drag me to re-order

15. 65. get an STD Drag me to re-order

16. 66. Buy bum drugs Drag me to re-order

17. 67. become blind Drag me to re-order

18. 68. be blind and half deaf Drag me to re-order

19. 69. be a hippie Drag me to re-order

20. 70. Go to Texas Drag me to re-order

21. 71. Get mauled by a mountain lion Drag me to re-order

22. 72. frostbite Drag me to re-order

23. 73. fall down a flight of steps Drag me to re-order

24. 74. Accidentally breathe in the air escaping from a dog's anus Drag me to re-order

25. 75. breathe in the fumes of a camel's anus Drag me to re-order

26. 76. think fart is air and breathe it Drag me to re-order

27. 77. have someone call you "fatty" Drag me to re-order

28. 78. anaphylactic shock Drag me to re-order

29. 79. Electrical shock Drag me to re-order

30. 80. Get stabbed Drag me to re-order

31. 81. Get "pressed" on a train in Japan Drag me to re-order

32. 82. Outlive your child Drag me to re-order

33. 83. bank fraud perpetrated on your account Drag me to re-order

34. 84. get a speeding ticket Drag me to re-order

35. 85. get a speeding ticket in all fifty states Drag me to re-order

36. 86. computer virus Drag me to re-order

37. 87. get your computer hacked Drag me to re-order

38. 88. bad haircut Drag me to re-order

39. 89. pimples/zits Drag me to re-order

40. 90. paper cut Drag me to re-order

41. 91. hang nails Drag me to re-order

42. 92. get poked in the eye with a spear of asparagus Drag me to re-order

43. 93. choking and being unable to breathe Drag me to re-order

44. 94. get sick right before a planned vacation Drag me to re-order

45. 95. Be broke Drag me to re-order

46. 96. Wake up to someone and immediately regret whatever you did last night Drag me to re-order

47. 97. cut one of my fingers off Drag me to re-order

48. 98. cut off my head Drag me to re-order

49. 99. cut off a finger Drag me to re-order

50. 100. Get cut off on the highway Drag me to re-order

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