Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 101. Spend $10 to see a horrible movie Drag me to re-order

2. 102. zit on the nose Drag me to re-order

3. 103. Hair in your food Drag me to re-order

4. 104. Drink a glass of milk then realize the milk is lumpy Drag me to re-order

5. 105. Taxi-jacked in Mexico City Drag me to re-order

6. 106. Attacked by monkeys in Indonesia Drag me to re-order

7. 107. Liver disease Drag me to re-order

8. 108. Aneurysm Drag me to re-order

9. 109. be anorexic Drag me to re-order

10. 110. be bulimic Drag me to re-order

11. 111. be obese Drag me to re-order

12. 112. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus Drag me to re-order

13. 113. open a can of green beans, remove the green beans, and drink the juice Drag me to re-order

14. 114. Be retro. Drag me to re-order

15. 115. Be cheated on Drag me to re-order

16. 116. Be on a sinking boat Drag me to re-order

17. 117. go skinny-dipping during a red tide Drag me to re-order

18. 118. Get caught in a rip tide Drag me to re-order

19. 119. experience amnesia Drag me to re-order

20. 120. Migraine headaches Drag me to re-order

21. 121. Drop a contact lens on the floor Drag me to re-order

22. 122. decapitation Drag me to re-order

23. 123. Drop a ring in the movie theater while the movie is showing and hear it roll down under the seats to God knows where Drag me to re-order

24. 124. Be attacked by a shark Drag me to re-order

25. 125. Splinters Drag me to re-order

26. 126. Splinters under the nail Drag me to re-order

27. 127. meet barbra streisand Drag me to re-order

28. 128. be caught in a storm at sea Drag me to re-order

29. 129. Get caught in a cyclone Drag me to re-order

30. 130. Be caught naked by someone who really shouldn't be seeing you naked Drag me to re-order

31. 131. experience a hurricane Drag me to re-order

32. 132. Get caught by your roommate and her boyfriend when you are inserting a tampon while standing naked in the middle of your dorm room. Drag me to re-order

33. 133. Throw up on a guy while engaging in fellatio Drag me to re-order

34. 134. Be stalked Drag me to re-order

35. 135. Find out your baby is actually a really small voyeur Drag me to re-order

36. 136. yeah well my dad does drink and my parents got a divorce so stop your wining i saw them fight and it was violent i lost my dog because of it so shut-up at least your parents are still together you big whiner Drag me to re-order

37. 137. Getting thrown out of the house by your parents Drag me to re-order

38. 138. Being forced to hang out with your mother's/father's new "friend" Drag me to re-order

39. 139. Drop something in the toilet and have to fish it out Drag me to re-order

40. 140. Drop something in a public toilet and have to fish it out Drag me to re-order

41. 141. Toilet back splash Drag me to re-order

42. 142. stub your toe Drag me to re-order

43. 143. ingrown toenail Drag me to re-order

44. 144. fungus under the toe nail Drag me to re-order

45. 145. Get humped by a dog Drag me to re-order

46. 146. Pills stuck in your throat Drag me to re-order

47. 147. Be stuck with a crazy homeless person in the train on your commute home Drag me to re-order

48. 148. Experience being homeless Drag me to re-order

49. 149. Get stung by Africanized bees. Drag me to re-order

50. 150. Get stung by a sting ray Drag me to re-order

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