Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 151. wear a frilly poet's shirt Drag me to re-order

2. 152. Get lost in the desert Drag me to re-order

3. 153. become an alcoholic Drag me to re-order

4. 154. live in los angeles Drag me to re-order

5. 155. have season tickets to the Los Angeles Angels baseball club. Drag me to re-order

6. 156. Drive on the wrong side of the road Drag me to re-order

7. 157. drive across the plains at night in a plains fog and be unable to see the road, then a truck goes by and you realize you were driving on the wrong side of the highway Drag me to re-order

8. 158. jump off a bridge Drag me to re-order

9. 159. fall off of a bridge Drag me to re-order

10. 160. I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.I want my baby back baby back ribs baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. Chillis..barbeque sauce Drag me to re-order

11. 161. drop a baby Drag me to re-order

12. 162. do the YMCA dance at a wedding Drag me to re-order

13. 163. Go to a wedding with a cash bar Drag me to re-order

14. 164. Have socks that continuously slip down your ankles and under your heels while you are walking Drag me to re-order

15. 165. spill tea on my keyboard Drag me to re-order

16. 166. Buy a beer at the ballgame, then trip on the stairs going back to your seat and spill the whole beer on your shoes Drag me to re-order

17. 167. Go to DMV Drag me to re-order

18. 168. lose your driver's license Drag me to re-order

19. 169. Pay my taxes Drag me to re-order

20. 170. drop a mirror Drag me to re-order

21. 171. Turn up the music in your headphones real loud because of a quiet song then the next song blasts into your ears at 180 decibels Drag me to re-order

22. 172. Accidentally erase something you REALLY shouldn't have erased Drag me to re-order

23. 173. sleep with your grandmother Drag me to re-order

24. 174. remember the formula for that cancer cure I came up with in 1984 and accidentally threw out with the pizza box. Drag me to re-order

25. 175. accidentally sleep with your boss Drag me to re-order

26. 176. Biting your tongue while you are trying to eat Drag me to re-order

27. 177. Do a shot of a crackwhore's spinal fluids. Drag me to re-order

28. 178. spinal cord issues Drag me to re-order

29. 179. Crick in the neck Drag me to re-order

30. 180. Gored by a bull in Pamplona Drag me to re-order

31. 181. Groped by an old man in Sicily Drag me to re-order

32. 182. Tormented by the laughter of small children in China Drag me to re-order

33. 183. Become Ozzy Osbourne Drag me to re-order

34. 184. stomach flu Drag me to re-order

35. 185. chicken pox Drag me to re-order

36. 186. have the chicken pox as an adult Drag me to re-order

37. 187. take one of my eyes out but leave the nerve attached and look into my other eye with it Drag me to re-order

38. 188. Have the evil eye cast upon you Drag me to re-order

39. 189. Wave at someone because you think they're waving at you, only to find out that they are waving at someone behind you Drag me to re-order

40. 190. I have been to the parts of Detroit you don't go to and walked the streets alone at 6am. Drag me to re-order

41. 191. Fart while you are walking down the street, then have someone swiftly walk past you and realize they were right behind you Drag me to re-order

42. 192. burn dinner Drag me to re-order

43. 193. burn breakfast Drag me to re-order

44. 194. burn water Drag me to re-order

45. 195. French kiss a smoker Drag me to re-order

46. 196. lose my money to a prostitute Drag me to re-order

47. 197. Lose a big wad of cash Drag me to re-order

48. 198. get into outnumbered fistfight, lose big Drag me to re-order

49. 199. Pour a big bowl of cereal, get your spoon, and the paper and pour orange juice then grab the milk and realize there is no milk and you are not having cereal this morning, not at all Drag me to re-order

50. 200. Be a snob Drag me to re-order

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