Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 201. Be forced to hang out with a snob just because you are related to them Drag me to re-order

2. 202. Eat hominy Drag me to re-order

3. 203. know why I have ghost and demons (they'resolid black blob. in my bedroom? I've told them to go to the light.I've commanded them in the name of Jesus Christ to leave,but they won't.What do they want ? And why are they in my bedroom? I think my neice rrough Drag me to re-order

4. 204. Have your relatives in from out of town then after they leave realize that they stole stuff out of your room Drag me to re-order

5. 205. get an exorcism Drag me to re-order

6. 206. Become possessed Drag me to re-order

7. 207. Be a yuppie Drag me to re-order

8. 208. To live like a hippie as a modern day yuppie Drag me to re-order

9. 209. Listen to Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" on repeat for eight hours Drag me to re-order

10. 210. Wake up looking like a character from Dark Crystal Drag me to re-order

11. 211. bad acid Drag me to re-order

12. 212. weed paranoia Drag me to re-order

13. 213. get a sunburn Drag me to re-order

14. 214. water in the ear Drag me to re-order

15. 215. have a cold shower Drag me to re-order

16. 216. wet socks Drag me to re-order

17. 217. Look for your keys for an hour then realize they're in your hand Drag me to re-order

18. 218. recluse spider bite Drag me to re-order

19. 219. You just need to staple ONE THING and there aren't any staples in the stapler, in the drawer, in the entire DAMNED house and you're running late and now your day is shot to hell Drag me to re-order

20. 220. genital warts Drag me to re-order

21. 221. spread awareness of herpes Drag me to re-order

22. 222. Accidentally drink the beer with the cigarette butts in it Drag me to re-order

23. 223. Lose every channel on your television except for the Home Shopping Network Drag me to re-order

24. 224. Improve my Contact Juggling and start a juggling club in W. Anaheim, CA. Drag me to re-order

25. 225. have insomnia Drag me to re-order

26. 226. have nightmares Drag me to re-order

27. 227. Smoke the wrong end of a lit cigarette Drag me to re-order

28. 228. be abducted by aliens Drag me to re-order

29. 229. be abducted Drag me to re-order

30. 230. Get abducted by pirates Drag me to re-order

31. 231. Get a drink thrown in my face Drag me to re-order

32. 232. Get thrown into the trunk of a car Drag me to re-order

33. 233. Be clausterphobic and get caught in an elevator with fifteen people for three hours Drag me to re-order

34. 234. join a sorority Drag me to re-order

35. 235. Have your house infested with fleas Drag me to re-order

36. 236. ant infestation Drag me to re-order

37. 237. eat a cockroach Drag me to re-order

38. 238. Come into your kitchen at night, flick on the light, and see four cockroaches sitting on your cutting board, and then they glance up and look at you and then start whispering among themselves and you know they're talking about you Drag me to re-order

39. 239. be spoiled Drag me to re-order

40. 240. agoraphobic Drag me to re-order

41. 241. fear of people of want to do everything "without fear" Drag me to re-order

42. 242. jazz music Drag me to re-order

43. 243. be in an experimental rock band. Drag me to re-order

44. 244. read poetry and novels and write a novel which seems full of poetry Drag me to re-order

45. 245. go to a poetry slam Drag me to re-order

46. 246. step in dog poop Drag me to re-order

47. 247. broke a foot Drag me to re-order

48. 248. Eat my foot Drag me to re-order

49. 249. be molded into a giant bowl of jell-o Drag me to re-order

50. 250. Be attacked by a snail Drag me to re-order

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