Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 251. procrastinating Drag me to re-order

2. 252. when you install it and run it.. it will ask, "Would you like to make FireFox your default browser?" (say yes!) Drag me to re-order

3. 253. Be subjected to the musical "42nd Street" when you hate musicals, but on top of that, have a raging headache due to your 105 degree fever and it seems like you are in the seventh dimension of hell, which includes lots of tap dancing and love songs. Drag me to re-order

4. 254. grow a third nipple Drag me to re-order

5. 255. rub franks hot sauce on my ass Drag me to re-order

6. 256. win a contest drinking hot sauce Drag me to re-order

7. 257. Try Live Octopus with Hot Sauce Drag me to re-order

8. 258. Party in New Orleans on New Years Drag me to re-order

9. 259. live in Coronado Drag me to re-order

10. 260. eat rats Drag me to re-order

11. 261. turn into a bunny Drag me to re-order

12. 262. Get a Red Sox tatoo! Drag me to re-order

13. 263. go to Oakland Raiders games Drag me to re-order

14. 264. yeast infection Drag me to re-order

15. 265. Have a sinus infection Drag me to re-order

16. 266. Consume 100% pure and undiluted aspartame Drag me to re-order

17. 267. be constipated Drag me to re-order

18. 268. Have your crawfish boil you Drag me to re-order

19. 269. Be caught in a riot Drag me to re-order

20. 270. Malaria Drag me to re-order

21. 271. Hand wrestle an anteater Drag me to re-order

22. 272. Engage in a brawl with at least forty Muppets Drag me to re-order

23. 273. Have a campfire spit out an ember which lands right in between two of my toes Drag me to re-order

24. 274. Take the SAT Drag me to re-order

25. 275. take psats Drag me to re-order

26. 276. See Unicorns Drag me to re-order

27. 277. Live next door to someone learning to play the accordion Drag me to re-order

28. 278. date my neighbor Drag me to re-order

29. 279. kick myself in the crotch Drag me to re-order

30. 280. Talk to a doctor about why my testicles are so many colors Drag me to re-order

31. 281. Get gum all tangled up and stuck in my hair Drag me to re-order

32. 282. toothache Drag me to re-order

33. 283. get my cavities filled Drag me to re-order

34. 284. get a root canal Drag me to re-order

35. 285. Have the sewer back up into your house Drag me to re-order

36. 286. blow my nose with a maxi pad Drag me to re-order

37. 287. eat a brussel sprout Drag me to re-order

38. 288. Find out firsthand how they "mechanically separate" chicken parts Drag me to re-order

39. 289. Tour a slaughterhouse Drag me to re-order

40. 290. Have someone steal all of the money from my pension fund Drag me to re-order

41. 291. Lose health insurance Drag me to re-order

42. 292. fuck bob Drag me to re-order

43. 293. say hello to bob Drag me to re-order

44. 294. Have anything to do with anyone named Bob Drag me to re-order

45. 295. poop oranges Drag me to re-order

46. 296. Psychotic exes Drag me to re-order

47. 297. Get my tubes snipped so I never give birth to disabled children like my sister did Drag me to re-order

48. 298. Don’t buy any more pop until I have drank all diet coke at home, and only drink 3 diet cokes a day. Drag me to re-order

49. 299. derail a train with my genitals Drag me to re-order

50. 300. be on the surreal life Drag me to re-order

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