Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 301. be Paris Hilton's friend Drag me to re-order

2. 302. be Paris Hilton Drag me to re-order

3. 303. be a Hooters Girl Drag me to re-order

4. 304. work at hooters Drag me to re-order

5. 305. Eat dinner at Hooters Drag me to re-order

6. 306. apply at hooters Drag me to re-order

7. 307. Go to a Hooters Restaurant Drag me to re-order

8. 308. live in Walt Disney World Drag me to re-order

9. 309. Go to Disneyland and be trapped by the corpse of Walt Disney and never ever be able to go home Drag me to re-order

10. 310. bare knuckle fight Drag me to re-order

11. 311. Become a Motivational Speaker Drag me to re-order

12. 312. Become a war refugee Drag me to re-order

13. 313. Lose the capacity to do anything in life except for play GO FISH Drag me to re-order

14. 314. have sex on the beach Drag me to re-order

15. 315. eat worms Drag me to re-order

16. 316. eat a mealy worm Drag me to re-order

17. 317. disco Drag me to re-order

18. 318. crochet a sequin sweater for my cat Drag me to re-order

19. 319. walk in stilletos Drag me to re-order

20. 320. Prove Darwin right by killing everyone else and watching myself morph into a master species Drag me to re-order

21. 321. Contract gonorrhea of the throat by going down on a Peruvian prostitute Drag me to re-order

22. 322. Scabies Drag me to re-order

23. 323. get my tonsils removed Drag me to re-order

24. 324. appendectomy Drag me to re-order

25. 325. labotomy Drag me to re-order

26. 326. Abducted in Brazil Drag me to re-order

27. 327. Cavity searched in Guam Drag me to re-order

28. 328. Indicted for terrorism in the U.S.A. Drag me to re-order

29. 329. compensate for my small penis Drag me to re-order

30. 330. get bitten by a vampire Drag me to re-order

31. 331. get bitten by a zombie Drag me to re-order

32. 332. be bitten by a lesbian Drag me to re-order

33. 333. Be bitten by a gecko with anger issues Drag me to re-order

34. 334. Get bitten by a cat Drag me to re-order

35. 335. pepsi Drag me to re-order

36. 336. malnutrition Drag me to re-order

37. 337. starve for a week Drag me to re-order

38. 338. starve to death Drag me to re-order

39. 339. eczema Drag me to re-order

40. 340. rickets Drag me to re-order

41. 341. danang fever Drag me to re-order

42. 342. have sex with a llama Drag me to re-order

43. 343. Have your nose broken in a fight with a spotted llama Drag me to re-order

44. 344. grow a goatee Drag me to re-order

45. 345. poke my own eye out with a sauldering iron Drag me to re-order

46. 346. eat a sponge Drag me to re-order

47. 347. give a hobo a sponge bath Drag me to re-order

48. 348. drink tea like a real man by pouring scolding water over my face, snorting the tea bag and crushing the tea pot against my forehead Drag me to re-order

49. 349. eat 100 doughnuts Drag me to re-order

50. 350. Slowly squeez the life out of Nancy Grace, have her stuffed and, hung over my fireplace. Drag me to re-order

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