Jennifer's "1,000 Horrible Things"

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1. 401. open a pretentious restaraunt Drag me to re-order

2. 402. take a pretentious yoga class Drag me to re-order

3. 403. go to an insane asylum Drag me to re-order

4. 404. be sent to an insane asylum Drag me to re-order

5. 405. Volunteer at a pyschiatric asylum Drag me to re-order

6. 406. Explore an abandoned asylum. Drag me to re-order

7. 407. kill mexicans Drag me to re-order

8. 408. be in a Mexican Standoff Drag me to re-order

9. 409. mexican television Drag me to re-order

10. 410. Fire a grapefruit out my cramhole Drag me to re-order

11. 411. convert all fried egg-eaters into scrambled egg-eaters Drag me to re-order

12. 412. Egg a car. Drag me to re-order

13. 413. start your own strange holiday (eg. Happy Aluminium Underpants Day) Drag me to re-order

14. 414. companys like john ropert powers but my mom didn‘t let me go further. So don’t ? your fate. God know your fate.. To get marry to him or to die tomorrow in a car crash. Life will be har to go through life thinking famous people are cute. There f Drag me to re-order

15. 415. Have your car egged Drag me to re-order

16. 416. punch a seagull in the back of the head Drag me to re-order

17. 417. blow up a seagull with baking soda Drag me to re-order

18. 418. Get a flock of seagulls haircut. Drag me to re-order

19. 419. stretch marks Drag me to re-order

20. 420. Create Orks Drag me to re-order

21. 421. Make Love All Night without getting leg cramps Drag me to re-order

22. 422. drink more water(emotional water drinking) Drag me to re-order

23. 423. miscarriage Drag me to re-order

24. 424. meet freddie mercury Drag me to re-order

25. 425. Fist fight a gremlin Drag me to re-order

26. 426. blow a snot rocket on someones head Drag me to re-order

27. 427. snarkfargling and snot-rockets Drag me to re-order

28. 428. eat penis Drag me to re-order

29. 429. pierce my penis Drag me to re-order

30. 430. wear diapers Drag me to re-order

31. 431. diaper cake Drag me to re-order

32. 432. diaper my mother Drag me to re-order

33. 433. incontinence Drag me to re-order

34. 434. abducted by female aliens Drag me to re-order

35. 435. abduct young schoolgirls Drag me to re-order

36. 436. abduct my love in a burlap sack Drag me to re-order

37. 437. Get abducted by Faeries Drag me to re-order

38. 438. Eat the a$$ out of a skunk Drag me to re-order

39. 439. Attacked by a skunk Drag me to re-order

40. 440. find out if I really do have a twin (and if I somehow absorbed her in utero) Drag me to re-order

41. 441. get my clitoris pierced Drag me to re-order

42. 442. stop eating cup o noodles and diet soda Drag me to re-order

43. 443. wear a bra Drag me to re-order

44. 444. trade in my Oedipal complex for a Messiah complex Drag me to re-order

45. 445. oedipus complex Drag me to re-order

46. 446. electra complex Drag me to re-order

47. 447. go without sleep so long that i hallucinate Drag me to re-order

48. 448. hallucinate on Ambien every day Drag me to re-order

49. 449. get rid of my hallucinations Drag me to re-order

50. 450. get the hallucinations out of my mind Drag me to re-order

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