Jenny Johnson's "MY (unique) Life Goals"

1. 1. Become a B celebrity Drag me to re-order

2. 2. Become one of the talking heads on vh1’s Best Week Ever Drag me to re-order

3. 3. own a classic car (and bring it to car shows) Drag me to re-order

4. 4. rebuild a ‘67 Impala with my father Drag me to re-order

5. 5. have a small roll in a b horror film Drag me to re-order

6. 6. be part of the crew on a movie set Drag me to re-order

7. 7. write something that reaches an audience larger than people I know directly Drag me to re-order

8. 8. write a movie that I then get to do makeup for Drag me to re-order

9. 9. work on a zombie film Drag me to re-order

10. 10. make a zombie’s head explode and get paid for it (so I can officially say I make zombie’s heads explode for a living) Drag me to re-order

11. 11. work on a vampire film/show Drag me to re-order

12. 12. work on a supernatural/x-files/etc show that allows me to create different monsters each week/episode Drag me to re-order

13. 13. become a minor fashion icon Drag me to re-order

14. 14. open my own clothing company that caters to people creating their own unique style Drag me to re-order

15. 15. promote individuality in style Drag me to re-order

16. 16. rock a beehive Drag me to re-order

17. 17. see my father running his own dealership Drag me to re-order

18. 18. work on a 40s or 50s period film Drag me to re-order

19. 19. get married again and this time have the wedding the way I want it Drag me to re-order

20. 20. meet Tom Savini Drag me to re-order

21. 21. meet George Romero Drag me to re-order

22. 22. make my own clothing Drag me to re-order

23. 23. do the zombie walk at the mall that dawn of the dead was filmed at Drag me to re-order

24. 24. drink at a pub in dublin Drag me to re-order

25. 25. chill with Lee in Australia Drag me to re-order

26. 26. hang out with Virginie and my parents in France Drag me to re-order

27. 27. find out for sure if there’s Irish blood in me (and if there’s not marry a damned Irishman) Drag me to re-order

28. 28. learn italian Drag me to re-order

29. 29. Work on an Italian horror film Drag me to re-order

30. 30. go to Italy Drag me to re-order

31. 31. Work on a French horror film Drag me to re-order

32. 32. Prepare my own holiday dinners for friends and family, creating my own holiday traditions Drag me to re-order

33. 33. Learn how to cook traditional dishes from various countries Drag me to re-order

34. 34. Do a world cheese and wine and beer tour Drag me to re-order

35. 35. learn how to tango Drag me to re-order

36. 36. get good enough at swing dancing to do the flips and such Drag me to re-order

37. 37. go on a roadtrip across America that focuses on small town celebrations (rib fest, potato fest, etc) Drag me to re-order

38. 38. Eat a Japanese French fusion restaurant Drag me to re-order

39. 39. Return to Fargo after I make it big and hang out with my old crew Drag me to re-order

40. 40. have my own imdb page!!!! Drag me to re-order

41. 41. Spend some time in circus training Drag me to re-order

42. 42. work on a dark circus related project Drag me to re-order

43. 43. work on a project that takes place in a mental institution Drag me to re-order

44. 44. work on a project (Graphic novel?) with my friend Dylan Drag me to re-order

45. 45. work on a project with my friend Nathan (bring him on as a writer Drag me to re-order

46. 46. See Vermillion Lies live Drag me to re-order

47. 47. to own as many Fargo t-shirts as I can find before I move Drag me to re-order

48. 48. Go to a class reunion Drag me to re-order

49. 49. not work at Swanson Health Products for the rest of my life. Drag me to re-order

50. 50. Keep a map of the places I’ve been hanging on the wall and watch as those places grow Drag me to re-order

51. 51. Be on stage at an awards show (either as a host of types or as a performer or as an announcer of a reward) Drag me to re-order

52. 52. Win something at an award show (best visual effects, anyone?) Drag me to re-order

53. 53. Get dressed up me style (see funky, unusual, etc) for a red carpet event Drag me to re-order

54. 54. Make the fashion section of a magazine for best dressed Drag me to re-order

55. 55. Make the fashion section of a magazine for worst dressed (cause you’re not really pushing fashion boundaries if someone doesn’t hate what you’re wearing) Drag me to re-order

56. 56. learn to drive a manual Drag me to re-order

57. 57. Get good at parallel parking Drag me to re-order

58. 58. learn how to breath fire Drag me to re-order

59. 59. learn how to juggle Drag me to re-order

60. 60. learn how to pick locks Drag me to re-order

61. 61. learn how to read palms Drag me to re-order

62. 62. Get good enough at the tarot to read it professionally on the side for fun Drag me to re-order

63. 63. Learn multiple ways to open beer bottles (with a lighter, etc) Drag me to re-order

64. 64. Learn to fiddle Drag me to re-order

65. 65. Do some Haunted Road Trips while living in Pittsburgh Drag me to re-order

66. 66. Check out the mall that Dawn of the Dead was filmed at Drag me to re-order

67. 67. Go to new york with friends Drag me to re-order

68. 68. Go to Boston to visit Adam Drag me to re-order

69. 69. Go to Harrisburgh to check out Brooks West (a guy I randomly gave a ride back to his car midwinter from the fryling pan) play Drag me to re-order

70. 70. Check out Washing D.C. with my parents (who’ve always wanted to bring me) Drag me to re-order

71. 71. Purposefully send cards at the wrong time of the year (christmas cards in March) Drag me to re-order

72. 72. Sample the local BBQ wherever I go…. specifically ribs Drag me to re-order

73. 73. Check out Charlielove in San Fran Drag me to re-order

74. 74. Head out to Portland to see what the fuss is about Drag me to re-order

75. 75. Meet my cousin’s Sean’s beautiful new bride!! Drag me to re-order

76. 76. Party it up with my cousins in Vegas Drag me to re-order

77. 77. shoot a gun Drag me to re-order

78. 78. Find a picture of my grandfather (the midget wrestler) and see if I can get a copy of my own to carry with me. For some reason I feel bonded to him though I never met him. Drag me to re-order

79. 79. Buy a machete to keep under my bed in case of zombie invasion Drag me to re-order

80. 80. Have a plan of action laid out (place to go, etc) wherever I live that’s detailed in case of zombie attack. Drag me to re-order

81. 81. Reread the zombie survival guide… taking it to heart Drag me to re-order

82. 82. Work on a zombie project that Aaron gave me the idea for hush hush Drag me to re-order

83. 83. Get one of my projects chosen for the Savini ad in Fangoria magazine. Drag me to re-order

84. 84. Get interviewed by Fangoria for a movie I’m working on Drag me to re-order

85. 85. Have every dish in my home be mismatching Drag me to re-order

86. 86. Have a home filled with original art by artists I know Drag me to re-order

87. 87. Have a bedroom with deep red walls Drag me to re-order

88. 88. Publish a book of Fargo postcards that actually show off the beauty of our town. Drag me to re-order

89. 89. Take photos of sunrises in Italy Drag me to re-order

90. 90. Take photos of the sunrise with someone I’m seeing Drag me to re-order

91. 91. star in a b-horror film Drag me to re-order

92. 92. be a victim in a B horror movie Drag me to re-order

93. 93. generate a cult following Drag me to re-order

94. 94. Buy Chocolates from Chocolate Celeste because they have super fancy nummy looking chocolates and they are based out of St. Paul, MN…. Maybe for an anniversary or something? Drag me to re-order

95. 95. Go on a minibreak with Christian to Hershey, PA before we move to California. Drag me to re-order

96. 96. stay at a bed & breakfast Drag me to re-order

97. 97. Go on vacation with Christian to Napa Drag me to re-order

98. 98. Make a series of Broken Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes into sculptures (because the emo kids will love them) Drag me to re-order

99. 99. own my own makeup efx studio Drag me to re-order

100. 100. do makeup for a fashion show Drag me to re-order

101. 101. see my novel published or turned into a tv show Drag me to re-order

102. 102. expand my palate, become more knowledgeable and develop my love further for beer, wine, cheese and whatever else that crosses my path Drag me to re-order

103. 103. see the 2012 solar eclipse Drag me to re-order