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1.01 - Pilot

1.02 - Big Flappy Bastards

1.03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

1.04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

1.05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

1.07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

1.08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

1.09 - Phase One, Complete

10.

1.10 - Merry Thanksgiving

11.

1.11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12.

1.12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones

13.

1.13 - Sara Like Puny Alan

14.

1.14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas

15.

1.15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

16.

1.16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

17.

1.17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

18.

1.18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick

19.

1.19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20.

1.20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21.

1.21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

22.

1.22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

23.

1.23 - Just Like Buffalo

24.

1.24 - Can You Feel My Finger?

25.

2.01 - Back Off Mary Poppins

26.

2.02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

27.

2.03 - A Bag Full of Jawea

28.

2.04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra

29.

2.05 - Bad News from the Clinic

30.

2.06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

31.

2.07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

32.

2.08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

33.

2.09 - Yes, Monsignor

34.

2.10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater

35.

2.11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

36.

2.12 - A Lungful of Alan

37.

2.13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlosów [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]

38.

2.14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

39.

2.15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

40.

2.16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

41.

2.17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

42.

2.18 - It Was Mame, Mom

43.

2.19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

44.

2.20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

45.

2.21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

46.

2.22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

47.

2.23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

48.

2.24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?

49.

3.01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

50.

3.02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

51.

3.03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

52.

3.04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

53.

3.05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky

54.

3.06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One

55.

3.07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

56.

3.08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do

57.

3.09 - Madame and Her Special Friend

58.

3.10 - Something Salted and Twisted

59.

3.11 - Santa's Village of the Damned

60.

3.12 - That Special Tug

61.

3.13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium

62.

3.14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

63.

3.15 - My Tongue is Meat

64.

3.16 - Ergo, The Booty Call

65.

3.17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

66.

3.18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler

67.

3.19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

68.

3.20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

69.

3.21 - And the Plot Moistens

70.

3.22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie

71.

3.23 - Arguments for the Quickie

72.

3.24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

73.

4.01 - Working for Caligula

74.

4.02 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

75.

4.03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

76.

4.04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

77.

4.05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

78.

4.06 - Apologies for the Frivolity

79.

4.07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

80.

4.08 - Release the Dogs

81.

4.09 - Corey's Been Dead For an Hour

82.

4.10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

83.

4.11 - Walnuts and Demerol

84.

4.12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

85.

4.13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

86.

4.14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

87.

4.15 - My Damn Stalker

88.

4.16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

89.

4.17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie

90.

4.18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

91.

4.19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

92.

4.20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

93.

4.21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

94.

4.22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

95.

4.23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

96.

4.24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

97.

5.01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

98.

5.02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

99.

5.03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

100.

5.04 - City of Great Racks

101.

5.05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

102.

5.06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

103.

5.07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

104.

5.08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

105.

5.09 - Tight's Good

106.

5.10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

107.

5.11 - Meander to Your Dander

108.

5.12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

109.

5.13 - The Soil is Moist

110.

5.14 - Winky-Dink Time

111.

5.15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)

112.

5.16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

113.

5.17 - Fish in a Drawer

114.

5.18 - If My Hole Could Talk

115.

5.19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

116.

6.01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

117.

6.02 - Pie Hole, Herb

118.

6.03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

119.

6.04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

120.

6.05 - A Jock Strap in Hell

121.

6.06 - It's Always Nazi Week (1)

122.

6.07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2)

123.

6.08 - Pinocchio's Mouth

124.

6.09 - The Mooch At The Boo

125.

6.10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

126.

6.11 - The Devil's Lube

127.

6.12 - Thank God For Scoliosis

128.

6.13 - I Think You Offended Don

129.

6.14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

130.

6.15 - I'd Like To Start With The Cat

131.

6.16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

132.

6.17 - The Ocu Or The Pado?

133.

6.18 - My Son's Enormous Head

134.

6.19 - The Two Finger Rule

135.

6.20 - Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau

136.

6.21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

137.

6.22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

138.

6.23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Buttersworth

139.

6.24 - Baseball was Better with Steroids

140.

7.1 - 818-jklpuzo

141.

7.2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation

142.

7.3 - Mmm, fish. Yum.

143.

7.4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

144.

7.5 - For the Sake of the Child

145.

7.6 - Give Me Your Thumb

146.

7.7 - Untainted by Filth

147.

7.8 - Gord. Fnark. Schmegle.

148.

7.9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

149.

7.10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room

150.

7.11 - Warning, It's Dirty

151.

7.12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

152.

7.13 - Yay, No Polyps!

153.

7.14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)

154.

7.15 - Aye, Aye, Captain

155.

7.16 - Tinkle Like a Princess

156.

7.17 - I Found Your Moustache

157.

7.18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

158.

7.19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

159.

7.20 - I Called Him Magoo

160.

7.21 - Gumby with a Pokey

161.

7.22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

162.

8.01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

163.

8.02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

164.

8.03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

165.

8.04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

166.

8.05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

167.

8.06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

168.

8.07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

169.

8.08 - Springtime on a Stick

170.

8.09 - A Good Time in Central Africa

171.

8.10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

172.

8.11 - Dead From the Waist Down

173.

8.12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

174.

8.13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

175.

8.14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

176.

8.15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

177.

8.16 - That Darn Priest

178.

9.01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)

179.

9.02 - People Who Love Peepholes (2)

180.

9.03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

181.

9.04 - Nine Magic Fingers

182.

9.05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

183.

9.06 - The Squat and the Hover

184.

9.07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

185.

9.08 - Thanks for the Intercourse

186.

9.09 - Frodo's Headshots

187.

9.10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

188.

9.11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip

189.

9.12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

190.

9.13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

191.

9.14 - A Possum on Chemo

192.

9.15 - The Dutchess of Dull-in-Sack

193.

9.16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

194.

9.17 - Not in My Mouth

195.

9.18 - The War Against Gingivitis

196.

9.19 - Palmdale, Ech

197.

9.20 - Grandma's Pie

198.

Mr. Hose says 'Yes'

199.

9.22 - Why We Gave Up Women

200.

9.23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

201.

9.24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

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Created by Pickle2169 on Nov 29, 2008.