cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 551. Fill the yard with Calvin and Hobbes inspired snow people, demons, and/or mutants Drag me to re-order

2. 552. become so fantastically good-looking I cause people of all genders, and their pets, to stop what they are doing and vomit capriciously because I make them look like asssssss Drag me to re-order

3. 553. become so physically attractive that people will stop and vomit profusely on the sidwalk because I make them look like an ass! :) Drag me to re-order

4. 554. Buy strange things, put them in the living room and then deny knowing about how they got there when questioned by others. Drag me to re-order

5. 555. Buy strange animals, put them in the living room and then deny knowing about how they got there when questioned by my roommates Drag me to re-order

6. 556. put a message in a bottle and leave it in a public toilet Drag me to re-order

7. 557. Say to a bartender, "Whiskey, straight up... Leave the bottle" Drag me to re-order

8. 558. Go to mcdonald's in a limo Drag me to re-order

9. 559. Not eat any McDonald until I do so while playing Monopoly in a McDonald space restaurant. Drag me to re-order

10. 560. paint my face with water-coloring book paint. Drag me to re-order

11. 561. Paint beehives funky colors Drag me to re-order

12. 562. find a creative use for overwhelment Drag me to re-order

13. 563. Resist my evil shoulder monkey Drag me to re-order

14. 564. walk around atlanta all day without getting shot Drag me to re-order

15. 565. Walk around with a box of tic tacs shaking in your pocket all day. Drag me to re-order

16. 566. walk around all day with a parrot on one shoulder and a monkey on the other Drag me to re-order

17. 567. Pry a Goats mouth Open with a Wrench! Drag me to re-order

18. 568. Catch an enormous, ugly fish with a mouth full of sharp teeth Drag me to re-order

19. 569. stand outside with my mouth open wide and catch lemondrops and gumdrops Drag me to re-order

20. 570. have a sweet 16 when i turn 32 Drag me to re-order

21. 571. start a taxi service from the future Drag me to re-order

22. 572. run a hot dog confession booth outside of bars and clubs Drag me to re-order

23. 573. Buy new socks and only have one type of socks in my drawer to choose from Drag me to re-order

24. 574. turn all of my old socks into sock puppets Drag me to re-order

25. 575. create self-removing socks Drag me to re-order

26. 576. No more wearing athletic socks with my work clothes... they make trouser socks for a reason, and I'm not 16 anymore! Drag me to re-order

27. 577. ))(( Drag me to re-order

28. 578. Eat a burrito for all three meals one day Drag me to re-order

29. 579. drive 43 minutes out of town, stop, and take pictures of whatever's around Drag me to re-order

30. 580. take 43 pictures of the number 43 Drag me to re-order

31. 581. make an entire duct tape outfit Drag me to re-order

32. 582. Fan the conspiracy flames Drag me to re-order

33. 583. Ban pants in bars and restaurants in Washington State Drag me to re-order

34. 584. gamble $100 on a Rock, Paper, Scissors match Drag me to re-order

35. 585. swim in the crater of a dormant volcano Drag me to re-order

36. 586. use an airplane oxygen mask Drag me to re-order

37. 587. be an eyeball for awhile and recruit more members to the Eyeball Brigade to help create the mightiest Eyeball Force that has ever been seen Drag me to re-order

38. 588. Drink eyeball juice Drag me to re-order

39. 589. piss brb Drag me to re-order

40. 590. piss on canada Drag me to re-order

41. 591. have amnesia and start a new life Drag me to re-order

42. 592. drink martinis and wear bikinis. Drag me to re-order

43. 593. Put lipstick on while patting my head,hopping on one foot spinning with my eyes closed singing, "You spin me round,round baby round,round like a record". Drag me to re-order

44. 594. email a quesadilla Drag me to re-order

45. 595. make love to Ben and Jerry Drag me to re-order

46. 596. laugh in a tunnel Drag me to re-order

47. 597. break into a complex, choreographed dance when someone drives past with rap music blaring Drag me to re-order

48. 598. lead a long and fruitful bohemian life while travelling the world and experiencing damn near everything. Then become a banshee upon my death and continue to travel the world, in ethereal form. Drag me to re-order

49. 599. really listen to the whirring, splashing, ticking sound the dishwasher is making Drag me to re-order

50. 600. pick up all the gum from everywhere, off the floor, under desks... and make a gaint x-box outa it Drag me to re-order

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