cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 51. Own a purple monkey Drag me to re-order

2. 52. fight an evil killer robot ninja monkey and his legion of super mutant zombie monkeys, with the help of my friend, future eddee and his trusty sidekick, nacho the super duper donkey Drag me to re-order

3. 53. sneeze the alphabet Drag me to re-order

4. 54. Slap someone with a fish Drag me to re-order

5. 55. inscribe a secret tablet, guide to the ancient stone temple, with the words "when you approach the ancient stone temple you must be attractive and scantily clad" Drag me to re-order

6. 56. open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning Drag me to re-order

7. 57. Get My Freak On Drag me to re-order

8. 58. Invent a time machine, go back and invent said time machine yesterday so I have time machine right now Drag me to re-order

9. 59. swim in a bathtub of noodles Drag me to re-order

10. 60. Teach my youngest dog to stop scaring other dog owners with her signature scream! Drag me to re-order

11. 61. teach linux the cat to act like a cat, not a shark Drag me to re-order

12. 62. start a non-profit organization to help people like me with an addiction to juicy juice juice boxes Drag me to re-order

13. 63. have a castle surrounded by crocodiles Drag me to re-order

14. 64. convince an armadillo he's no better than I am. Drag me to re-order

15. 65. Kiss a Giraffe Drag me to re-order

16. 66. Be eaten by a panda Drag me to re-order

17. 67. convince people that 0+0=1 Drag me to re-order

18. 68. Not lose my lucky math lipgloss so I can pass math with flying colors and let Heather use it too to make up for giving her my "unlucky" math lipgloss on the midterm back when I thought that lipgloss was lucky! Drag me to re-order

19. 69. become a penguin Drag me to re-order

20. 70. play duck, duck, goose with a biker gang Drag me to re-order

21. 71. get an attack goose Drag me to re-order

22. 72. paint a frog on a snail's shell and see if I can get an actual frog to mate with it Drag me to re-order

23. 73. Be attacked by a snail Drag me to re-order

24. 74. enter a dwarf tossing contest using waldman 4 my dwarf Drag me to re-order

25. 75. Fill a suitcase with candy and toys and go on various interviews, during which I will take out the toys and play or slowly unwrap candy and place it on the desk while staring intently at my interviewer Drag me to re-order

26. 76. live in a home for the criminally insane. the most insane in the world. Drag me to re-order

27. 77. Host a 'mad' tea party; the madness shall be embraced with the help of mushroom tea. Drag me to re-order

28. 78. scare my grandchildren with stories of my crazed past Drag me to re-order

29. 79. find a quirky male sidekick Drag me to re-order

30. 80. hypnotise sheep Drag me to re-order

31. 81. Buy a troll with yellow hair Drag me to re-order

32. 82. fly up into the sky and then chew on some bubble gum flavored broccoli while the whole moon floats on the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans which somehow all got transported to a different dimension and galexy so, the moon has trouble getting there, and Drag me to re-order

33. 83. Fill a bottle with water from the Pacific Ocean and empty it into the Atlantic Ocean Drag me to re-order

34. 84. sell sea shells by the sea shore Drag me to re-order

35. 85. see a forklift lift a crate of forks...it would be so damn literal for me...You're using that machine for its exact purpose, that machine has been misunderstood for years! Drag me to re-order

36. 86. prong satan with a giant fork Drag me to re-order

37. 87. marry an ape Drag me to re-order

38. 88. get trapped in a whale' meet panoccio'burn him as fire wood' and come out the whales blow hole Drag me to re-order

39. 89. throw turnips at the squirrel that steals my strawberries Drag me to re-order

40. 90. hijack one of Kim's threads and have a long meandering conversation about limericks, computer games, and other things not having to do with hats at all Drag me to re-order

41. 91. hijack a parade a la Ferris Bueller Drag me to re-order

42. 92. grow a diabolical mustache Drag me to re-order

43. 93. Go back in time and laugh at Hitlers moustache Drag me to re-order

44. 94. slay a dragon Drag me to re-order

45. 95. Do some Pirate Radio ... on a Boat. With Pirates. Drag me to re-order

46. 96. Shiver yer Timbers Drag me to re-order

47. 97. Democratize my ant farm Drag me to re-order

48. 98. learn to control animals mind, set a whole of animals free, and have the tigers guard my secret base while i have the monkeys and gibbons stealgold at fort knox and then start a fake buisness as a front for my revolt of the animals to reclaim the world Drag me to re-order

49. 99. be the world's greatest nut Drag me to re-order

50. 100. make one super-vegetable that contains all other vegetables until there are no more vegetables but my vegetable and i shall take over the world with my vegetable Drag me to re-order

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