cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 151. get an attack wombat Drag me to re-order

2. 152. stop the lizards invasion Drag me to re-order

3. 153. get a dingo+husky+sausage dog pups who will all live in harmony Drag me to re-order

4. 154. Love her, follow West Ham United, and understand the Dingo Drag me to re-order

5. 155. spit on a dingo Drag me to re-order

6. 156. Re-invent the hedgehog Drag me to re-order

7. 157. sneak a porcupine into a petting zoo Drag me to re-order

8. 158. participate plastically with particular porcupines Drag me to re-order

9. 159. find the jellyfish of love Drag me to re-order

10. 160. wrestle oversized zebras Drag me to re-order

11. 161. build a gigantic flying robot Buddha Drag me to re-order

12. 162. Re-start The Obstreperiously Cantankerous Stentorians, and rule the musical world Drag me to re-order

13. 163. Open a restaurant or market my potato(e) dishes and call it "This Spuds For You" or "You Say Potato(e) I Say F*ck You" (Sorry that last one was my hubbies suggestion)- I still think there should be an E on the end. Drag me to re-order

14. 164. give a Canadian a bouquet of weeds (weed flowers) from someone else (even if the someone else didn't know about it) Drag me to re-order

15. 165. date an elf Drag me to re-order

16. 166. set an elf on fire Drag me to re-order

17. 167. Catch a fairy Drag me to re-order

18. 168. write dairy everyday Drag me to re-order

19. 169. have a chocolate cow Drag me to re-order

20. 170. have a cow man Drag me to re-order

21. 171. marry a mermaid Drag me to re-order

22. 172. Get a parrot and teach it to talk like Yoda Drag me to re-order

23. 173. rig my car so windshield wiper fluid will hit the cars behind me Drag me to re-order

24. 174. taxi an airplane through the airport Drag me to re-order

25. 175. make love to a seahorse Drag me to re-order

26. 176. live in a fancy neighborhood and then be the quirky neighbor with all the cats Drag me to re-order

27. 177. give knighthoods to haggis eaters the world over, and let them henceforth be known as Hamish McHaggis Drag me to re-order

28. 178. Let it be known that I appreciate the quirkiness of the Hasselhoffs Drag me to re-order

29. 179. hack someone's computer and surprise them by remotely opening their CD tray Drag me to re-order

30. 180. make a "Waldo" dress and have someone find me in a huge crowd Drag me to re-order

31. 181. howl at the moon Drag me to re-order

32. 182. report a very similar goal Drag me to re-order

33. 183. gently remind all those stuck-up,mean-spirited,haute couture-hypnotized,frozen-beauties that they're just walking mini-oceans with oily chunks of tissue supported by rickety calcium rods that are wrapped up in a semi-permeable,UV resistant membrane. Drag me to re-order

34. 184. Remember that just because you're not Paranoid, doesn't mean they're not all out to get you...or even some(one) Drag me to re-order

35. 185. spend the night foraging for edible plants in a brazilian jungle Drag me to re-order

36. 186. cultivate unassailable poise Drag me to re-order

37. 187. come up with 43 super-stellar, neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie, tubularly bitchin goals Drag me to re-order

38. 188. come up with a new English word Drag me to re-order

39. 189. invent a new color of crayola crayon.. and also make a new line of crayola crayons that have flavors that match their colors Drag me to re-order

40. 190. mail a banana Drag me to re-order

41. 191. have a miniature beagle Drag me to re-order

42. 192. have a journey around the world on Beagle Drag me to re-order

43. 193. promulgate the medicinal uses of bananas Drag me to re-order

44. 194. stay on the razor Drag me to re-order

45. 195. Spend an extended time on a train thinking about anything and everything and nothing and come up with crazy ideas that you would only come up with with hours and hours of time spent looking out a train window watching the everything go by. Drag me to re-order

46. 196. write a book or zine about the trio that lives on my dashboard-jojo (the spider monkey), skully (the packet of skull + Xbones tissues) and lump of coal (a lump of coal I found in the railyard) Drag me to re-order

47. 197. meet a girl whose gaze sends chills up my spine and pushes my heart off a yawning abyss only to collapse in a vertiginous lump of malleable tissue, which ends up with me saying "yes, dear," a lot in my advanced age and hiding behind the Sunday Times Drag me to re-order

48. 198. Learn how to stop looking for something that I'm holding in my hand: and by the way, those sunglasses that I've been searching for with a rising temperature of irritation--best measured in British Thermal Units--are on my flippin' head. Drag me to re-order

49. 199. find out why crying makes you produce enormous amounts of snot. Drag me to re-order

50. 200. Be able to sell my snot on Ebay for thousands of dollars Drag me to re-order

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