cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 201. Turn the world upside down Drag me to re-order

2. 202. turn the world upside down if that's what it takes to find a gorgeous redhead! Drag me to re-order

3. 203. howl with the beagle Drag me to re-order

4. 204. eat a crayon Drag me to re-order

5. 205. find a unique, cute little travel mascot to take with me on all trips and photograph "him" next to touristy sites wherever i go...(kind of like the traveling gnome). Drag me to re-order

6. 206. drink kava which has been masticated by virgins Drag me to re-order

7. 207. Restore my virginity Drag me to re-order

8. 208. Find out if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about Drag me to re-order

9. 209. Remember that "There is no spoon" Drag me to re-order

10. 210. Pour a big bowl of cereal, get your spoon, and the paper and pour orange juice then grab the milk and realize there is no milk and you are not having cereal this morning, not at all Drag me to re-order

11. 211. fill the red car with jelly and push it off of a cliff so I can hear it "Splat" and then laugh and laugh. Drag me to re-order

12. 212. Pretend my house is haunted, so I can have paranormal detectives check it out and then laugh when they don't find ghosts Drag me to re-order

13. 213. Get a pet donkey, so I can openly and publically extol the virtues of my ass Drag me to re-order

14. 214. Go back in time and take embarrassing photos of Stalin in the bath Drag me to re-order

15. 215. go back in time so i can watch myself say i want go back in time, and say that I will never go back in time and it's a stupid thing that you want to do Drag me to re-order

16. 216. unleash my inner lustmonkey Drag me to re-order

17. 217. Become the Mayor of "funky town" Drag me to re-order

18. 218. Say farewell to my 34th year, a.k.a The Year of Debauchery and welcome and name my 35th year something that'll get me in less trouble. Drag me to re-order

19. 219. I want to take one day a week to piddle around. This is not the same day that I rest and nap and lolligag. I need two nonwork days. If I choose to work a little, fine. Drag me to re-order

20. 220. celebrate New Years twice in one year by crossing the International Date Line. Drag me to re-order

21. 221. sell michigan to canada Drag me to re-order

22. 222. write the screenplay of the Chinese version of The Office Drag me to re-order

23. 223. Look for opportunities to say dramatic lines like, "You'll live to regret this" or "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoyo. You killed my father! Prepare to die." Drag me to re-order

24. 224. this is dumb. folks, go read a newspaper, smoke a joint if you must, go fish down yonder in the river, but don't waste your time on this! remember, you'll regret it when you're old and tired of living... Drag me to re-order

25. 225. be a succulent wild woman Drag me to re-order

26. 226. climb mount everest and at the summit wail on a guitar to a 80's hair metal act like Van Halen or Dokken while fighter jets fly over streaming the stars and stripes and bigfoot trucks driven by swimsuit models climb up the mountain. Drag me to re-order

27. 227. visit all the taco vans/trucks/buses in Seattle Drag me to re-order

28. 228. Try to levitate a bus with 100 people inside and 50 sitting around it-a big bus. Drag me to re-order

29. 229. Sing, "The Wheels on the Bus" on a bus. Drag me to re-order

30. 230. Train my cat to walk on a leash. Drag me to re-order

31. 231. Get them to film a Godzilla Mockumentary in IMAX! Drag me to re-order

32. 232. Build a life-sized replica of Stonehenge in South Dakota, have the Discovery Channel film it and watch the politicians get $signs in their eyes, then not let anyone in except for weddings and dragon hunts. Drag me to re-order

33. 233. build a life size replica of myself from Lego Drag me to re-order

34. 234. Complete every social experiment I found in my Grandfather's Scrapbook from 1938. Drag me to re-order

35. 235. List 100 things that make me a harmless eccentric Drag me to re-order

36. 236. make sure all of the preppie people go to hell and burn Drag me to re-order

37. 237. Burn all of my Ebay junk straight to hell. Drag me to re-order

38. 238. conquer the known universe and be known as Emperor Zod Almighty Drag me to re-order

39. 239. get photos of the 43 shittest Origami known to mankind Drag me to re-order

40. 240. build a fort in my livingroom Drag me to re-order

41. 241. turn my left foot into a vending machine Drag me to re-order

42. 242. turn a sewing machine into a hat Drag me to re-order

43. 243. Turn my hamster into a Fighting Machine. Drag me to re-order

44. 244. celebrate my inner Hasselhoff Drag me to re-order

45. 245. SHAMELESSLY BEG FOR A MAGAZINE COVER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. And ... a spork not colored black or white. Drag me to re-order

46. 246. feast on the flesh of the living Drag me to re-order

47. 247. see if anyone will cheer this Drag me to re-order

48. 248. look into the abyss to see the abyss looking back at me. Hey! Abyss! Who are you exactly? Drag me to re-order

49. 249. (misuse parentheticals) Drag me to re-order

50. 250. aquire some cool, marmot related goals, to be part of the "hip crowd" :) Drag me to re-order

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