cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 251. clean my entire house by dipping marmot tails in lemon juice Drag me to re-order

2. 252. Discover some hitherto unknown attribute of the universe that physics can't explain and therefore deems "dark-something" Drag me to re-order

3. 253. create an interpretive dance for "bat out of hell" Drag me to re-order

4. 254. Explain something through interpretive dance. Drag me to re-order

5. 255. find a way to gather every existing person who calls themselves 'emo' or 'scenster' and destroy them all at once. Maybe using fire. Drag me to re-order

6. 256. eat all existance Drag me to re-order

7. 257. suddenly, and against all probability, be called into existence Drag me to re-order

8. 258. see a leopard fight a oyster Drag me to re-order

9. 259. see a priest fight a wizard Drag me to re-order

10. 260. make a robot blush Drag me to re-order

11. 261. catch salmon with me "bear" hands (like a bear) Drag me to re-order

12. 262. make a robot kill a bear Drag me to re-order

13. 263. smoke a cigarette with bigfoot Drag me to re-order

14. 264. find a cure for Prune Belly Syndrome Drag me to re-order

15. 265. find a cure for gravity Drag me to re-order

16. 266. build a race car out of spoon bread Drag me to re-order

17. 267. Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes Drag me to re-order

18. 268. sharpen a pencil to such a fine point, that when i throw it, it moves faster than the speed of light and travels back in time Drag me to re-order

19. 269. Watch "The Wizard of Oz" at the same time as listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" Drag me to re-order

20. 270. make peace with my shadow Drag me to re-order

21. 271. make friends with the monsters under my bed Drag me to re-order

22. 272. always know where my towel is Drag me to re-order

23. 273. uncover a government conspiracy Drag me to re-order

24. 274. create a coven dedicated to Isis Drag me to re-order

25. 275. Raise hell...without harming others or myself! Drag me to re-order

26. 276. Change the name of Hell to New Hell. Drag me to re-order

27. 277. glow in the dark Drag me to re-order

28. 278. climb mount everest and defeat the evil lord Zorron with green magic lighting bags. I also wish to become a dark mage of the dark burrow. Drag me to re-order

29. 279. chew my cud Drag me to re-order

30. 280. go on a drunken camping trip Drag me to re-order

31. 281. study drunken boxing Drag me to re-order

32. 282. colonize mars Drag me to re-order

33. 283. accidently dial someone in croatia Drag me to re-order

34. 284. genetically engineer fire-spewing dragons Drag me to re-order

35. 285. I want to be the person who discovers exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck AND willingly would chuck wood! Drag me to re-order

36. 286. throw a chinese throwing star at a mall santa Drag me to re-order

37. 287. eat grass Drag me to re-order

38. 288. end up marooned on a deserted tropical island Drag me to re-order

39. 289. spend my retired years sitting in a cafe in France, with a big black hat, pearls, black dress and gloves, smoking my cig that has a black long filter. Drag me to re-order

40. 290. have one white tiger, one white parrot, and one white dog Drag me to re-order

41. 291. visit Sri Lanka--the only country shaped like a mango! The men wear funny half-rodes when they are relaxing and eat late at night...with their hands! Drag me to re-order

42. 292. drink wine late into the night and talk about something meaningless but seemingly important at the time with someone smart, funny and slightly dangerous Drag me to re-order

43. 293. Share the idiosyncracies of small town southern life Drag me to re-order

44. 294. declare world war three, because a pizza told me to! Drag me to re-order

45. 295. declare war on punctuation Drag me to re-order

46. 296. be brief, concise and to the Point: this means not being verbose and going on and on about stuff endlessly and so on and so forth. Fortunately, I know at least one person who has no problem with this. Drag me to re-order

47. 297. some mystery person's cold to go away so they are the chipper fun person they usually are (not that they aren't chipper and fun even with a nasty virus) so go away mr. icky virus/cold guy and go off and visit the white house, they'll like you there. Drag me to re-order

48. 298. be slightly more funkay although not so funkay so that I alientate those who are somewhat less funky than me. Drag me to re-order

49. 299. fix my "things" so that I can complete them more often and experience success. AND be better at writing more concise goals Drag me to re-order

50. 300. i would like to dance with a peacock Drag me to re-order

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