cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 301. help my daughter make the world's biggest cookie, because she is a cookie pirate Drag me to re-order

2. 302. avoid cliches like the plague Drag me to re-order

3. 303. Figure out a logical manner in which to compile the "20 people i will have in my bunker when the plague breaks out" list Drag me to re-order

4. 304. Put a Plague on Both Their Houses Drag me to re-order

5. 305. use the line" Baby, you've got more culture than a petri dish" Drag me to re-order

6. 306. screw space ships, i'll make an earth ship, and fly the whole earth through space Drag me to re-order

7. 307. have the precision of a German Drag me to re-order

8. 308. extract my own DNA at home Drag me to re-order

9. 309. sit in a booth next to J.D. Salinger and eavesdrop on his conversation Drag me to re-order

10. 310. make my pet a pet thereapist Drag me to re-order

11. 311. practice random acts of dentistry Drag me to re-order

12. 312. be recognized as the eighth deadly sin Drag me to re-order

13. 313. eat a penny Drag me to re-order

14. 314. follow a dubious religion Drag me to re-order

15. 315. debunk some myths and then "bunk" some of my own Drag me to re-order

16. 316. get a job that requires a lot of acronyms Drag me to re-order

17. 317. change F.Y.I. into a true acronym by pronouncing it phi-yee Drag me to re-order

18. 318. recite a Shakespeare soliloquy in front of lots of people who aren't expecting it (like in an airport terminal, or in a movie theatre line) Drag me to re-order

19. 319. make an arch-nemesis Drag me to re-order

20. 320. sing opera while having a heated battle with my arch nemesis on top of a runaway train Drag me to re-order

21. 321. force my nemesis to read all Proust Drag me to re-order

22. 322. Have a plan that isn't thwarted by those meddling kids Drag me to re-order

23. 323. become a millionaire and become monkeyman and go to gotham city and meet batman.. and become his sidekick! Drag me to re-order

24. 324. Become a stand up comic while simultaneously becoming curator of the MoMa Drag me to re-order

25. 325. own a miniature donkey Drag me to re-order

26. 326. make a sculpture out of grease Drag me to re-order

27. 327. eat more grease and gristle Drag me to re-order

28. 328. taste the rainbow Drag me to re-order

29. 329. find out more about the rooster who hangs out at my local library Drag me to re-order

30. 330. teach my baby sign language Drag me to re-order

31. 331. gain magical powers Drag me to re-order

32. 332. go without sleep so long that i hallucinate Drag me to re-order

33. 333. ducktape somebody to the ceiling Drag me to re-order

34. 334. make a dress out of duct tape Drag me to re-order

35. 335. duct tape myself to a tree Drag me to re-order

36. 336. find an ugly baby Drag me to re-order

37. 337. embrace awkward moments Drag me to re-order

38. 338. have a "republicans for voldemort" bumpersticker Drag me to re-order

39. 339. steal a hippo Drag me to re-order

40. 340. have aubergine dreams Drag me to re-order

41. 341. convert all fried egg-eaters into scrambled egg-eaters Drag me to re-order

42. 342. turn into a teapot Drag me to re-order

43. 343. live in a cave Drag me to re-order

44. 344. avenge the death of my master Drag me to re-order

45. 345. kiss a toad Drag me to re-order

46. 346. defrock a priest Drag me to re-order

47. 347. host a drum circle in my yard during full moon or new moon and invite a bunch of people I barely know but are willing to come just because it's a drum circle Drag me to re-order

48. 348. Foil a crime scene in a heroic fashion. Drag me to re-order

49. 349. make a hat out of aluminum foil Drag me to re-order

50. 350. get my leftovers in an aluminum foil swan Drag me to re-order

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