cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 351. go bowling on ice Drag me to re-order

2. 352. lose control of my bowels and adamantly deny it. Drag me to re-order

3. 353. acquire a harem Drag me to re-order

4. 354. keep a harem of norwegian manwhores Drag me to re-order

5. 355. be swedish indeed Drag me to re-order

6. 356. fail again, fail better Drag me to re-order

7. 357. iron in the rain Drag me to re-order

8. 358. bust a ghost! Drag me to re-order

9. 359. become the pigeon queen Drag me to re-order

10. 360. buy a pigeon and call him tony Drag me to re-order

11. 361. buy a pet billy goat and call him Eric Drag me to re-order

12. 362. Visit Dylans Candy Shop...... buy 64 bazillion gumballs....come home and through them at my DIL!! hehe teach him to call me 'canface' Drag me to re-order

13. 363. irritate an iguana Drag me to re-order

14. 364. Become master of space time and dimension ... then go to france Drag me to re-order

15. 365. become master of all space and time Drag me to re-order

16. 366. buy a hollowed out volcano with appropriate evil lair furnishings sans the scientologists. Drag me to re-order

17. 367. Become a crazy old cat lady Drag me to re-order

18. 368. pick blackberries in a thunderstorm Drag me to re-order

19. 369. Have really expensive, super plush socks Drag me to re-order

20. 370. stop killing hobos Drag me to re-order

21. 371. build up an immunity to iocane powder Drag me to re-order

22. 372. take a bath with powdered milk Drag me to re-order

23. 373. Make a fermented beverage from the brain fluids of my vanquished enemies Drag me to re-order

24. 374. drink nail varnish remover again Drag me to re-order

25. 375. Go to a hotel for absolutely no reason except to use the amenities. Drag me to re-order

26. 376. Have one of the most happening barber shops in town Drag me to re-order

27. 377. shock the bourgeoisie Drag me to re-order

28. 378. go to the love shack Drag me to re-order

29. 379. be stretched on a rack Drag me to re-order

30. 380. get a masters degree: make people call me master Drag me to re-order

31. 381. sell drugs in church Drag me to re-order

32. 382. be oinktastic Drag me to re-order

33. 383. Brush an Alligator's teeth Drag me to re-order

34. 384. brush my teeth in the rain Drag me to re-order

35. 385. Spread the word that "door hinge," in fact, rhymes with orange - kind of. Drag me to re-order

36. 386. Find a word that rhymes with "Orange" Drag me to re-order

37. 387. have a house with hidden rooms and trap doors, and some kind of secret tunnel Drag me to re-order

38. 388. use my credit card to pay for a 29¢ purchase Drag me to re-order

39. 389. become immortalized as a flavor of ice cream Drag me to re-order

40. 390. Have a collection of over 150 penguins Drag me to re-order

41. 391. have a Beowulf-themed dinner party, with no silverware, a few outrageous fights, and lots of mead Drag me to re-order

42. 392. Ask a stranger "If I buy you a donut, can I watch you eat it?" Drag me to re-order

43. 393. Get my nose pierced with an ice pick and 37 feet of gauge 7 galvanized steel wire. Drag me to re-order

44. 394. dedicate a day of the year to national nose picking day, where everyone can pick there nose, eat it, flick it or share it with others without caring of the consequences!(how good does that sound) Drag me to re-order

45. 395. Pick my nose with my toe. Drag me to re-order

46. 396. Develop completely useless abilities so people think I'm cool Drag me to re-order

47. 397. get a room full of people to chant "Developers, developers, developers, developers!" Drag me to re-order

48. 398. Take over a small section of the country and then name it after me and then sell it back to america so i can get rich. Drag me to re-order

49. 399. Sell Texas Back to Mexico thereby increasing the IQ of both countries. Drag me to re-order

50. 400. drop your cellphone in a toilet Drag me to re-order

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