cranberrygoddess's "Quirkiest goals on 43T"

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1. 401. explain to toilet paper manufacturers that I don't want to buy bog roll which says "love your bum" on the side Drag me to re-order

2. 402. become a character in a Sherlock Holmes book Drag me to re-order

3. 403. look at penguins... always with the penguins. Drag me to re-order

4. 404. drink from a toilet Drag me to re-order

5. 405. eradicate the greengrocer's apostrophe Drag me to re-order

6. 406. eradicate apostrophe abuse Drag me to re-order

7. 407. play bonecrushing football Drag me to re-order

8. 408. google myself Drag me to re-order

9. 409. tell google how much i love it/him/them/those in another way than trying to catch attention by passionate and devoted query searching like 'mr google, won't you love me?' or 'mr google, did you notice last night i didn't search? yes? i missed you too', an Drag me to re-order

10. 410. Microwave a grape Drag me to re-order

11. 411. trade one doorknob for one coleman stove Drag me to re-order

12. 412. know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run Drag me to re-order

13. 413. un-know some of what I know, or think I know Drag me to re-order

14. 414. know why i know what i do not want to know Drag me to re-order

15. 415. eat cottage cheese at 6 am Drag me to re-order

16. 416. make a ham, turkey and cheese sandwich at 2 am while driving in pouring rain Drag me to re-order

17. 417. commute in a blimp Drag me to re-order

18. 418. be friendly to the woman of the shop beneath my appartment but it's so damn hard because she talks a lot about nothing and all i can say is 'yeah-yeah, no-no, etc' Drag me to re-order

19. 419. LEARN HOW TO STOP ON A FREAKING SNOWBOARD ok it's so hard, it's so hard IT'S SO HARD I CAN'T DO IT i am a failure ok IT'S REALLY HARD yeah it's not that hard, i just suck Drag me to re-order

20. 420. Give up getting wired its starting to really screw with me i love it though so there will probably be no change here then Drag me to re-order

21. 421. get a new rogers razr because mine fell into the suwer i had all my friends number in it and now its gone so i have to rely on other people phones cuz my mom and dad said that its to bad and that im to irresponsible but ITS NOT TRUE SO COULD anyone please Drag me to re-order

22. 422. Make really hip cat furniture that doesn't look like cat furniture Drag me to re-order

23. 423. make a machine that can talk to cats, but they will ignore it anyway Drag me to re-order

24. 424. stop making cat jokes everytime someone talks about cats Drag me to re-order

25. 425. own my own planet, which i would name Monkey, and hand-pick every one that lives there Drag me to re-order

26. 426. Buy a purple monkey dishwasher Drag me to re-order

27. 427. Discover a New Breed of Animal, like a miniature monkey with agressive tendancies & a purple face. Drag me to re-order

28. 428. talk to the man in the moon every night Drag me to re-order

29. 429. run through a busy street in a foreign city wearing pjs Drag me to re-order

30. 430. save a hamster's life Drag me to re-order

31. 431. Knock Paris Hilton (and her crew) upside the head. But given that I don't fancy meeting her EVER, I will resort to flicking her in the head whenever I see her patheticsuperficialass taking up space on the cover of a magazine. Drag me to re-order

32. 432. an email complaint to the BBC to ask why football and Eurovision were allowed to screw up a Doctor Who broadcast Drag me to re-order

33. 433. Become the next Doctor in Doctor Who Drag me to re-order

34. 434. Every time someone asks me to do something, ask if they want fries with that Drag me to re-order

35. 435. become a doctor in something nobody really cares about, just so i can be called, Doctor Drag me to re-order

36. 436. Ask my doctor about Marmotase* Drag me to re-order

37. 437. CHRIS,HELLO! THIS IS TANJA FROM SERBIA!!! IN THIS MOMENT I THINKING OF YOU...SO IA JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO Drag me to re-order

38. 438. What is the name Of this Song? you can hang it in the bathroom you can hang it in the hall you can hang it in the bedroom you can hang it on the wall. you can have it with a buzz you can have it with a ring and if you really want it you can have a ding-a- Drag me to re-order

39. 439. How silly is this you have to fill out a dumb questionare before you can find out anything that you want to know is if it is not hard enough to admit when you have messed up in the first place evedentlly i have goals or i wouldn't be here so there you go Drag me to re-order

40. 440. Create one new country in 2006. Drag me to re-order

41. 441. care less about what people think of me and more about how much money they want to give me Drag me to re-order

42. 442. I want to know why so many people believe some one actually cares what they write/blog. It's a rather arrogant position don't you think? -- To think that what you have to say is important? Drag me to re-order

43. 443. Get my conscience pierced Drag me to re-order

44. 444. Write fortunes for fortune cookies Drag me to re-order

45. 445. suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Drag me to re-order

46. 446. See Edgar Allen Poe play power forward in the NBA Drag me to re-order

47. 447. have a surgery to get my right and left brain lobes separated Drag me to re-order

48. 448. simplify brain surgery Drag me to re-order

49. 449. Find a coin with 3 faces and eat one of them Drag me to re-order

50. 450. Find a face donor. Drag me to re-order

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