http://www.listsofbests.com/list/30753 I want to be able to fit in a backpack, so I could work closely with students. I want to make love to all the truly beautiful women on the world. All fourteen of them, mother not included. I want a hearing aid small enough to fit in a children’s booster seat. I want to go to a boxing match and cheer for the underdog, who can’t cheer for himself, because he has no arms. I want a life as complete as a puzzle, and prior to achieving this, I want to spend all my time in a box. I want a blonde wig made out of American cheese, so I could turn my tanning bed into a human toaster. I want big toes for parents, so we wouldn’t be cut off anymore. I want a dance floor for a face, so people could tap dance on my forehead. I want a punching bag for a penis, so I could beat it in the gym. I want to find a beached whale and build a sand castle around it, to protect it from invaders from the sea. Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:22:51 GMT en-us 0 50 0 0 0