Lists of Bests: Mferkinwalter's "The 50 Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen" http://www.listsofbests.com/list/37954 These are the worst, most godawful things I've ever seen in my life. I'm usually left, mouth agape, eyes aching, completely unable to comprehend what I've seen and experienced. I now share with you the fifty of these that made me question not only my own sanity, but the very concept of moralistic homicide. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:32:56 GMT en-us 0 50 52 50 0 Da Hip Hop Witch http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1043228 <div id="position">1</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1043228"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00008ZZ6R.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_V1056792423_.jpg" /></a></div> Kill Cruise http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/219919 <div id="position">2</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/219919"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001GH7O0.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Peter Keglevic</div> Caligula (Three-Disc Imperial Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929827 <div id="position">3</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929827"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/11KDpmsJNkL.jpg" /></a></div> Meet The Spartans - Pit Of Death Edition (Unrated) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/3834881 <div id="position">4</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/3834881"><img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61fGsU9NUOL._SL75_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Jason Friedberg</div> D.E.B.S. (Special Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/46272 <div id="position">5</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/46272"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0009298MU.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Angela Robinson (III)</div> Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/66177 <div id="position">6</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/66177"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00009APB6.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Michael Schultz</div> The Hillz http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/181746 <div id="position">7</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/181746"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000777HY8.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Freddy Got Fingered http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/145038 <div id="position">8</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/145038"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005NTOH.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Cruel Intentions 2 http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/121908 <div id="position">9</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/121908"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004XPPI.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Catman IN Lethal Track http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929834 <div id="position">10</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929834"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/11v4EdkpyyL.jpg" /></a></div> House of 1000 Corpses http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1500015 <div id="position">11</div><div class="place-image-placeholder"><span class="qm">*</span></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Rob Zombie</div> From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/274558 <div id="position">12</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/274558"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM9N.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Robert Iscove</div> The Next Best Thing http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/167654 <div id="position">13</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/167654"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0792166736.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by John Schlesinger</div> Pearl Harbor (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/55752 <div id="position">14</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/55752"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXTG.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Swept Away http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/107107 <div id="position">15</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/107107"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00007L4OE.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Guy Ritchie</div> Undercover Kids http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929837 <div id="position">16</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2929837"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/11HDWPE46XL.jpg" /></a></div> Phat Girlz http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1500928 <div id="position">17</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1500928"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FUH35U.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (Unrated Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/240809 <div id="position">18</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/240809"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0007GP700.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Gary Preisler</div> Crossroads http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/51090 <div id="position">19</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/51090"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKWM.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Bottoms Up http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1806073 <div id="position">20</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1806073"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000GNOGDS.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_V61263133_.jpg" /></a></div> Camp Slaughter http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/767414 <div id="position">21</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/767414"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000E97HVC.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Alex Pucci</div> Urotsukidoji Saga Hell On Earth http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2707576 <div id="position">22</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2707576"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000NECLL4.01-A15ZSTCYNJ3MA4._SCTHUMBZZZ_V45924778_.jpg" /></a></div> Charlie's Angels (Special Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/44528 <div id="position">23</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/44528"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000056PMV.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by McG</div> Dirty Love (Unrated Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/88987 <div id="position">24</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/88987"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BFO064.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by John Mallory Asher</div> Exit to Eden http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/194178 <div id="position">25</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/194178"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005Y6YE.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_V1056706818_.jpg" /></a></div> For Keeps http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/281935 <div id="position">26</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/281935"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001AVZ9E.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by John G. Avildsen</div> Return to Frogtown http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/329685 <div id="position">27</div><div class="place-image-placeholder"><span class="qm">*</span></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Donald G. Jackson</div> Going Overboard http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/104914 <div id="position">28</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/104914"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1573625574.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Happy Feet (Widescreen Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1653665 <div id="position">29</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1653665"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005JPCF.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_V43485806_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by George Miller (II)</div> Hello, Dolly! http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/202021 <div id="position">30</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/202021"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005JL1P.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/276190 <div id="position">31</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/276190"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000E5N69S.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Michael Hurst (II)</div> House of the Dead http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/57243 <div id="position">32</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/57243"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000YEE6C.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Uwe Boll</div> Illegal Aliens http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2720892 <div id="position">33</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2720892"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000NJLLUG.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_V45039472_.jpg" /></a></div> It's Pat: The Movie http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/462221 <div id="position">34</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/462221"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00008L3TW.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Adam Bernstein</div> Leonard, Part 6 http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/346550 <div id="position">35</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/346550"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0007SMGT8.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Paul Weiland</div> Little Man (Widescreen Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2253262 <div id="position">36</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2253262"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000IFRT4W.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Keenen Ivory Wayans</div> My Boss's Daughter (R Rated Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/57235 <div id="position">37</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/57235"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000127YXS.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by David Zucker</div> Natural Born Killers http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/40741 <div id="position">38</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/40741"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00003BDXG.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Oliver Stone</div> Private Resort http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1372741 <div id="position">39</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/1372741"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FDEV3Y.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by George Bowers</div> Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/241202 <div id="position">40</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/241202"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001907D0.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Alan Metter</div> Reindeer Games (Director's Cut) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/245822 <div id="position">41</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/245822"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000059HBA.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by John Frankenheimer</div> Simon Sez http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/402198 <div id="position">42</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/402198"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00001W9G9.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> The Matrix Revolutions (2-Disc Widescreen Edition) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/36981 <div id="position">43</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/36981"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001BKAEY.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Larry Wachowski</div> Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/56352 <div id="position">44</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/56352"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005NB8M.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div> Son of the Mask (New Line Platinum Series) http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/59275 <div id="position">45</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/59275"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00080ZFZW.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Lawrence Guterman</div> Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/134456 <div id="position">46</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/134456"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000VV5BM.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Roger Spottiswoode</div> Swing Kids http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/60778 <div id="position">47</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/60778"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3W.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Thomas Carter (II)</div> Undiscovered http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/172379 <div id="position">48</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/172379"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BQYX4C.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Meiert Avis</div> Italian Stallion http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/348728 <div id="position">49</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/348728"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002C4J5I.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 12px;"> by Morton Lewis</div> Bratz: The Movie http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2958880 <div id="position">50</div><div class="item-image" style="padding:3px;float:left;"><a href="http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/2958880"><img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11MDsuV%2BsUL.jpg" /></a></div>