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    <title>Lists of Bests: tikini's &quot;goofy things&quot;</title>
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    <description>my list of goofy things is like a waste basket for random thoughts that may actually deserve to go into a mental waste basket, but I am not totally ready to let go of.  Today I am starting it with an author who pretends to write his story from life and instead writes it from his imagination.  I am impatient with people who pretend to tell the truth and know they are making it up.

#2 on my list:  Why do Hillary's handlers want us to believe she has done nothing to alter her appearance?  Injections?  Nip &amp; tuck?  Like Bill, like Hillary?  He never had sex with that woman, and she woke up magically more younger looking and quite a bit prettier than she was 20 years ago.  in the same vein as #1...</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:47:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>My Friend Leonard</title>
      <link>http://www.allconsuming.net/item/view/968942</link>
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      <title>The Clinton Enigma</title>
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