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    <description>* health food restaurant order taker.  The place was called &quot;Lite Bites&quot;:  you know, like, healthy food as opposed to junk.  I ate frozen yogurt (it was &quot;healthy&quot; because it was made with honey) every day.  The restaurant was located in a building called &quot;Claydesta&quot;, owned by rich Midland bazlionaire Clayton Someoneorother.  His wife was named Modesta.  Hence the name, Claydesta.  The interior was landscaped 
with large trees.  

* market researcher.  I called computer companies and asked them what kind of main frame they were hooked up to.  This job was in Austin, Texas near 6th street. After work I used to buy myself a ginger beer from a place called Wiggy's.  Then I would go to my step aerobics class.    

* gym front desk chick.  I checked IDs at the University of Texas gym.

* front desk chick at a nut case shelter.  A job I worked in Portland, Oregon.   

* retail floor sales person at Fred Meyer.  I worked at the cool one in northwest Portland, a few blocks from Powell's books.  I worked there the summer OJ Simpson killed Nicole.

* I had two jobs cleaning houses in Austin, Texas.  One company was called &quot;White Glove&quot;.  I apprenticed with a lady who sprayed alcohol on to faucet knobs to get them super clean.

* I've had two jobs as a barrista.  The 2nd one was in the Galleria in Albuquerque, New Mexico.  I was homeless at the time, but the owners, Mary and Arthur, didn't know this.  I was the only person in the shelter with keys to an established business.  I had a short black skirt and a pair of mary janes that I liked liked to wear. (this was in 1997)  On the way I was often solicited for sex.

* resident teacher of disabled people.  I worked one week on and one week off for about a year and a half with two disabled women, Barbara and Rhonda.  It was probably the best job I've ever had.

* super speed scorer for Pearson Educational.  I scored highschool exit exams.  The building average was about 100 an hour; mine was about 300 with 75% accuracy.

* caregiver of the eldery.  My last job.  I just quit due to not getting enough hours.  Also, I hated my boss.

* Discover, new applications.  A total bullshit job which I did for 9 months because I was too lazy to look for something else.

* e-Bay.  Yes, I actually got a job there.  My job was in &quot;Safe Harbor &quot; as an account security specialist.  Worked as a temp for the summer and then was offered a job in August.  Quit before converting to permanent because I was bored out of my mind.  

I am currently unemployed.  Big suprise.  Latest work is hindu astrology.  Am thinking of becoming a part time consultant.</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:06:59 GMT</pubDate>
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