http://www.listsofbests.com/list/8376 1. "Okay, okay, the girl from the copy place, naked, or, or a jar full of jam...?" "Put your hands together." 2. "I *knew* it!" 3. "It was 6:30 in the morning, and you had *rambled* on for 18 pages....FRONT AND BACK!" 4. "That is brand new information!" 5. "I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!" "What??" "Put Joey on the phone!" 6. "Why is your family Scottish?" "Why is your family, Ross?!" 7. "Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers! Nooooooooooooow chicken!" 8. "DON'T DO IT!" (complete with alligator jaws) 9. (pounding on door) "Get up get up get up get up!" "What is that noise?" "YOU!" (rooster crows) "The vet thinks the chick might be going through some changes." (rooster crows) "We're getting a second opinion." 10. "Chandler, what a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor!" "They're not nailed to the floor..." "Oh so you *can* move them!" 11. "Humus! I got the humus!" 12. "Stick out your tongue." "Take off your shirt!" 13. "Aaaaaaaaaaand hernia." 14. "Actually, it's Miss Chanandeler Bong." 15. "Ah, salmon skin roll." 16. "Is she crazy?!" "Like a straw!.....remember, crazy straws?" 17. "Joe, you don't look so good." "Well the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything." 18. "Where are all the men?!!!" 19. "Oooh, ugly naked guy got moon boots!" 20. "Okay, but you can't tell Monica--" "I thought you didn't keep secrets from Monica?" "...And that will remain the official party line." Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:23:44 GMT en-us 0 50 0 0 0