stonejunction's "Books that make me long for the days of book-burnings"

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The awful literature that makes you throw the book against the wall in disgust. The novels you cannot believe you actually finished. The works of fiction that you cannot believe were ever published. The authors who cannot put a sentence together to save their lives. These, then, are the worst books of our lives.

SPECIAL NOTE: Minnow Trap, by ‘author’ Brian Horeck, is hereby (you heard it here first) THE WORST NOVEL OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
Or any century, for that matter.

  1. 1.
    The Da Vinci Code
    by Dan Brown

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  2. 2.
    MEG: A Novel of Deep Terror (Meg) (Meg)
    by Steve Alten

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  3. 3.
    Digital Fortress: A Thriller
    by Dan Brown

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  4. 4.
    ?
    The Chicago Healer
    by Paul H. Boge

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  5. 5.
    Eleven Minutes: A Novel (P.S.)
    by Paulo Coelho

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  6. 6.
    Bed Of Nails
    by Michael Slade

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  7. 7.
    Number of the Beast
    by Robert A. Heinlein

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  8. 8.
    Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder
    by Bill O'Reilly

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  9. 9.
    Ninja
    by Eric Van Lustbader

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  10. 11.
    Cheap Ticket to Heaven: A Novel
    by Charlie Smith

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  11. 12.
    The Third Twin
    by Ken Follett

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  12. 13.
    The Walking
    by Bentley Little

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  13. 14.
    Minnow Trap
    by Brian Horeck

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  14. 15.
    Blood & Wine
    by Rosellen Price

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  15. 16.
    Battle Royale (Volume 1)
    by Koushun Takami

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  16. 17.
    The Justice Riders
    by Chuck Norris

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  17. 18.
    Twilight
    by Stephenie Meyer

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  18. 19.
    ?
    The Truth about Diamonds
    by Richie Nicole

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Created by stonejunction on Mar 20, 2006.
 

Comments

Christopher
Peterborough

Untitled — 3 years ago

This list is hilarious. May I humbly submit The Lovely Bones for your approval?


Perlle
East Hampton

Untitled — 3 years ago

I’m so glad someone put the Da Vinci Code on a “worst” list. I still consider it worth it just because some of the ideas are interesting, but it’s definitely not a great work of art. I guess to some people “page turner” is synonymous with great literature.