snailgenie's "Housewife Classic"

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I’m a housewife now. But I do everything to the hilt… Here’s my checklist of skills and habits to make the classic housewife.

  1. 1.
    Learn to cook Tuna Casserole

  2. 2.
    steam clean the carpets

  3. 3.
    do the laundry

  4. 5.
    visit my mother

  5. 6.

  6. 7.
    use herbal and home remedies

  7. 8.
    take a fitness class

  8. 10.
    scrub the kitchen floor

  9. 11.
    Flirt with the UPS man

  10. 12.

  11. 13.
    Teach my son southern manners

  12. 14.
    teach my daughter to be a lady

  13. 15.
    ballroom dance

  14. 16.
    wear a petticoat

  15. 17.
    wear real pearls

  16. 18.
    make stunning cocktails

  17. 19.
    iron clothes!

  18. 20.

  19. 23.

  20. 24.
    pack lunches

  21. 25.
    be wild in bed

  22. 26.

  23. 27.
    interior decorate

  24. 28.
    be a gracious hostess

  25. 29.
    gossip ;)

  26. 31.
    read my children bedtime stories

  27. 32.

  28. 33.
    BBQ with the neighbors

  29. 34.
    go to church

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Created by snailgenie on Sep 01, 2010.
 

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